My Wife Left Me - tanTALK

clubtan1 · 02-22-2006, 06:13 AM

My wife left me...I don't understand.
After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses,
I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a
12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I
noticed the other day she came home from grocery
shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45
in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer
and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."
I told her, "****, that's what the beer was for!"
I don't think she's coming be back.

tnannie · 02-22-2006, 06:16 AM

Neon Beach · 02-22-2006, 06:23 AM

Which wife was that?

tanman0302 · 02-22-2006, 07:32 AM

If it was only that easy...

tnannie · 02-22-2006, 08:44 AM

That's soooooooooo not nice tanman!!!! LOL! :)

Dustin · 02-22-2006, 09:28 AM

That sucks

Kristia0712 · 02-22-2006, 10:04 AM

That was great!!

body tan · 02-22-2006, 10:06 AM

NO,NO,NO she did not leave you, You left her.

BooBop · 02-22-2006, 10:09 AM

LOL Good one Club

tanman0302 · 02-22-2006, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tnannie

That's soooooooooo not nice tanman!!!! LOL! :)

I know, I know...but she has just been b*#ching all morning!!

02-22-2006, 06:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 2,114 Rep Power: 57	My Wife Left Me My wife left me...I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "****, that's what the beer was for!" I don't think she's coming be back.

02-22-2006, 06:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: My Wife Left Me

02-22-2006, 06:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: My Wife Left Me Which wife was that? __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

02-22-2006, 07:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
tanman0302 Join Date: Jul 13 2002 Location: CT Age: 52 Posts: 759 Rep Power: 24	Re: My Wife Left Me If it was only that easy...

02-22-2006, 08:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: My Wife Left Me That's soooooooooo not nice tanman!!!! LOL! :)

02-22-2006, 09:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: My Wife Left Me That sucks

02-22-2006, 10:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
Kristia0712 Join Date: Nov 1 2005 Age: 53 Posts: 157 Rep Power: 22	Re: My Wife Left Me That was great!!

02-22-2006, 10:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
body tan I'm Banned Join Date: Feb 9 2005 Location: Georgia Age: 52 Posts: 352 Rep Power: 0	Re: My Wife Left Me NO,NO,NO she did not leave you, You left her.

02-22-2006, 10:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
BooBop I love Derf!! Join Date: Apr 5 2001 Age: 66 Posts: 7,766 Rep Power: 28	Re: My Wife Left Me LOL Good one Club

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