Women Should Learn "Military Time" - tanTALK

clubtan1 · 02-19-2006, 11:06 AM

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a
gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage
of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a
very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and
enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded
to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against
his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of- fact
voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
(Don't ya love military time?!)

MatrixMan · 02-19-2006, 12:01 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was like 2 hours ago! LMAO! He sure fooled her!

cametotalktan · 02-19-2006, 12:19 PM

CoCopelliTanning · 02-22-2006, 11:52 PM

LOL, being a Navy Brat I loved it!

tnannie · 02-23-2006, 12:00 AM

ROFLMAO! :) Good one Clubby!

mr belvedere · 02-23-2006, 12:13 AM

Time on deck: 00:16hrs, central. Over. Belvy out.

CoCopelliTanning · 02-23-2006, 08:11 AM

Roger

KnxTan · 02-23-2006, 08:22 AM

Semper Fi, carry on.

Dustin · 02-23-2006, 08:44 AM

02-19-2006, 11:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 2,114 Rep Power: 57	Women Should Learn "Military Time" A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of- fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." (Don't ya love military time?!)

02-19-2006, 12:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: Women Should Learn "Military Time" LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was like 2 hours ago! LMAO! He sure fooled her!

02-19-2006, 12:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Women Should Learn "Military Time" LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-22-2006, 11:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
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02-23-2006, 12:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Women Should Learn "Military Time" ROFLMAO! :) Good one Clubby!

02-23-2006, 12:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
mr belvedere Mr. b Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 54 Posts: 7,247 Rep Power: 68	Re: Women Should Learn "Military Time" Time on deck: 00:16hrs, central. Over. Belvy out. __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

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CoCopelliTanning Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 49 Posts: 280 Rep Power: 28	Re: Women Should Learn "Military Time" Roger __________________ Tan your CoConuts with CoCopelli Tanning Lotions and Products!

02-23-2006, 08:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
KnxTan I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004 Posts: 896 Rep Power: 24	Re: Women Should Learn "Military Time" Semper Fi, carry on. __________________ A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

02-23-2006, 08:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
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