GOTTA LOVE HOW THIS LITTLE GIRL THINKS....

CAYENNE2005 · 02-19-2006, 09:47 AM

Gotta love how this little girl thinks!

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the ****er."

shelsland · 02-19-2006, 09:48 AM

OMG!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Points to you!!!! :)

mikejones · 02-19-2006, 10:43 AM

wow. you are the winner today! When I figure out this point thing you are gettin them!

cametotalktan · 02-19-2006, 10:45 AM

Good one

hot-n-here · 02-19-2006, 11:41 AM

way to funny !!!!!!!!!!

MatrixMan · 02-19-2006, 11:55 AM

LMAO! on a streak gina! Points for ya

cametotalktan · 02-19-2006, 12:20 PM

Can u give points from jail?

TikiTanGod · 02-19-2006, 12:36 PM

LMAO...Good plan!

salonpro · 02-19-2006, 05:56 PM

Great! :lol:

SandiGirl · 02-19-2006, 06:07 PM

CAYENNE, is that really you or Bronzeman so we think you're not in his basement????

02-19-2006, 09:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,580 Rep Power: 127	GOTTA LOVE HOW THIS LITTLE GIRL THINKS.... Gotta love how this little girl thinks! Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the ****er." __________________ http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2454464 myspace.com/350zclubofflorida www.myspace.com/oceanrayz

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shelsland Join Date: Feb 10 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 313 Rep Power: 50	Re: GOTTA LOVE HOW THIS LITTLE GIRL THINKS.... OMG!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Points to you!!!! :) __________________ Shels Land Land of the Free, Because of the Brave

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MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 18 Posts: 1,770 Rep Power: 0	Re: GOTTA LOVE HOW THIS LITTLE GIRL THINKS.... LMAO! on a streak gina! Points for ya

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cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: GOTTA LOVE HOW THIS LITTLE GIRL THINKS.... Can u give points from jail? __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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