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Old 02-19-2006, 09:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY SIDE OF LIFE

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. : Bad it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2.. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3.. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.

4.. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

5.. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than your wife.

6.. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.

7.. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend.

8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.

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Old 02-19-2006, 10:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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As usual Cayenne you are the funniest. And hot too........strange combo.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Uh! cayenne do you feel like your being stalked?
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Old 02-19-2006, 11:33 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Jeepers Bronze ... EXTREMELY FUNNY Cayenne... 5,6,7 were the funniest to me!
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Old 02-20-2006, 09:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lmao...............your the best and the funniest
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I love it!
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