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02-19-2006, 09:40 AM | #1 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55
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Rep Power: 143 | THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY SIDE OF LIFE 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. : Bad it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3.. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4.. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 5.. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than your wife. 6.. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your 10 year old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 7.. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do. Last edited by CAYENNE2005; 02-19-2006 at 09:43 AM. |
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