Some things we would like to say....but don't! - tanTALK

Neon Beach · 02-16-2006, 08:21 PM

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a **** word you're saying.
10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a ****.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's **** with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it... it's like humor, but different.

COCONUT · 02-16-2006, 08:22 PM

LOVE IT!!!!!

tnannie · 02-16-2006, 08:24 PM

HaHaHa!

MatrixMan · 02-16-2006, 08:31 PM

ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON? FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY!
Thanks for the laugh Neon!

Kristia0712 · 02-16-2006, 08:39 PM

Love #23!!!! That is too funny! Thanks Neon

shelsland · 02-16-2006, 08:59 PM

#6 & #30!!! Thanks, Neon!!

cametotalktan · 02-16-2006, 09:18 PM

My all time favorite that's not on your list is:
does this train have a caboose? sp

cametotalktan · 02-16-2006, 09:20 PM

Matrix how do you know what a tampon is?? curiousfacelookingatyouwithoneeyebrowup!

ChristineE · 02-17-2006, 07:36 AM

This is the one that made me laugh out loud.....reminds me of a few people....

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Dustin · 02-17-2006, 08:51 AM

lol..................i like some of those

02-16-2006, 08:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Some things we would like to say....but don't! 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of **. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a . 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks! 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's ** with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 40. Oh I get it... it's like humor, but different. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

02-16-2006, 08:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 4,990 Rep Power: 32	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! LOVE IT!!!!!

02-16-2006, 08:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! HaHaHa!

02-16-2006, 08:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON? FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY! Thanks for the laugh Neon!

02-16-2006, 08:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kristia0712 Join Date: Nov 1 2005 Age: 53 Posts: 157 Rep Power: 22	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! Love #23!!!! That is too funny! Thanks Neon

02-16-2006, 08:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
shelsland Join Date: Feb 10 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 306 Rep Power: 66	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! #6 & #30!!! Thanks, Neon!! __________________ Shels Land Land of the Free, Because of the Brave

02-16-2006, 09:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! My all time favorite that's not on your list is: does this train have a caboose? sp __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-16-2006, 09:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! Matrix how do you know what a tampon is?? curiousfacelookingatyouwithoneeyebrowup! __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-17-2006, 07:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
ChristineE OFFICIAL BFF MEMBER Join Date: Jan 7 2005 Location: BFF Headquarters Age: 51 Posts: 1,540 Rep Power: 113	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! This is the one that made me laugh out loud.....reminds me of a few people.... 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. __________________ No longer a ban virgin. I feel so dirty.

02-17-2006, 08:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Some things we would like to say....but don't! lol..................i like some of those

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