Priests on Vacation - tanTALK

tnannie · 02-16-2006, 01:20 PM

Two priests decided to go on a Hawaiian vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blond passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning Father, good morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them as she passed by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could HEAR them before you even saw them.

Once again the two priests (ingocnito) settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a strin bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning Father" and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute, young lady."

"Yes?" she replied.

"We ARE priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you KNOW we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father," she replied, "it's me, Sister Mary Francis."

Dustin · 02-16-2006, 01:31 PM

omg...............lol

MatrixMan · 02-16-2006, 02:59 PM

LMAO!

CoCopelliTanning · 02-16-2006, 04:28 PM

hahahaha!

cametotalktan · 02-16-2006, 06:00 PM

02-16-2006, 01:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Priests on Vacation Two priests decided to go on a Hawaiian vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach dressed in their garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blond passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning Father, good morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them as she passed by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could HEAR them before you even saw them. Once again the two priests (ingocnito) settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a strin bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning Father" and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes?" she replied. "We ARE priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you KNOW we are priests, dressed as we are?" "Father," she replied, "it's me, Sister Mary Francis."

02-16-2006, 01:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
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