What........Us girls are not THIS bad!!

CoCopelliTanning · 02-13-2006, 04:52 PM

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, and her
thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and
asked, "Why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that
she needed the thimble to help her husband in making a living for the two
of them.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your
thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your
thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "Yes, that is my thimble!"

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the
riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this
your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."

MORAL: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and very honorable reason
and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

clubtan1 · 02-13-2006, 04:56 PM

Dustin · 02-13-2006, 05:06 PM

cametotalktan · 02-13-2006, 05:33 PM

CoCopelliTanning · 02-13-2006, 11:06 PM

EXACTLY cameto!!

02-13-2006, 04:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
CoCopelliTanning Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 33 Posts: 592 Rep Power: 13	What........Us girls are not THIS bad!! One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed the thimble to help her husband in making a living for the two of them. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes, that is my thimble!" The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson." MORAL: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and very honorable reason and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it. __________________ Tan your CoConuts with CoCopelli Tanning Lotions and Products!

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CoCopelliTanning Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 33 Posts: 592 Rep Power: 13	Re: What........Us girls are not THIS bad!! EXACTLY cameto!! __________________ Tan your CoConuts with CoCopelli Tanning Lotions and Products!

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