Lover's Lane

tnannie · 02-13-2006, 01:53 PM

A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting.

He stops the patrol car and walks over the knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down.

"Yes officer?"

"I have to ask you, what are you doing?"

"Well sir, I am reading a magazine."

"What about the young lady in the backseat?"

The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater."

"How old are you young man?" the officer asks.

"I am 25, officer."

"And the girl?"

The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18 in about 11 minutes."

totaleclipse1 · 02-13-2006, 02:00 PM

MatrixMan · 02-13-2006, 03:24 PM

I wonder what kind of magazine..... LMAO.... 18 in 11 minutes, priceless.

TikiTanGod · 02-13-2006, 03:49 PM

That is tooooo good. I love that.

Dustin · 02-13-2006, 03:49 PM

cametotalktan · 02-13-2006, 06:29 PM

lol point worthy

cametotalktan · 02-13-2006, 06:29 PM

but im in timeout

tnannie · 02-13-2006, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cametotalktan

but im in timeout

me too! :) thanks for the thought tho. :)

valerie · 02-13-2006, 09:10 PM

I'm not tnannie, here's one for you!

tnannie · 02-14-2006, 02:21 PM

Thanks Valerie. And here's one for you! :)

02-13-2006, 01:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 43 Posts: 3,215 Rep Power: 93	Lover's Lane A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting. He stops the patrol car and walks over the knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down. "Yes officer?" "I have to ask you, what are you doing?" "Well sir, I am reading a magazine." "What about the young lady in the backseat?" The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater." "How old are you young man?" the officer asks. "I am 25, officer." "And the girl?" The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18 in about 11 minutes."

02-13-2006, 02:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
totaleclipse1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Feb 21 2005 Location: NEw York Age: 31 Posts: 1,942 Rep Power: 11	Re: Lover's Lane ROFL __________________ OFFICIALLY MRS. V !! HOLLA!

02-13-2006, 03:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 18 Posts: 1,770 Rep Power: 0	Re: Lover's Lane I wonder what kind of magazine..... LMAO.... 18 in 11 minutes, priceless.

02-13-2006, 03:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
TikiTanGod God of all Tiki Join Date: Jan 10 2006 Location: Anderson, IN Age: 27 Posts: 613 Rep Power: 26	Re: Lover's Lane That is tooooo good. I love that.

02-13-2006, 03:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,926 Rep Power: 9	Re: Lover's Lane lol

02-13-2006, 06:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Lover's Lane lol point worthy __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-13-2006, 06:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Lover's Lane but im in timeout __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-13-2006, 09:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
valerie Join Date: Oct 10 2004 Location: SC Age: 44 Posts: 231 Rep Power: 5	Re: Lover's Lane I'm not tnannie, here's one for you!

02-14-2006, 02:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 43 Posts: 3,215 Rep Power: 93	Re: Lover's Lane Thanks Valerie. And here's one for you! :)

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