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Old 02-13-2006, 12:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lover's Lane

A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting.

He stops the patrol car and walks over the knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down.

"Yes officer?"

"I have to ask you, what are you doing?"

"Well sir, I am reading a magazine."

"What about the young lady in the backseat?"

The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater."

"How old are you young man?" the officer asks.

"I am 25, officer."

"And the girl?"

The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18 in about 11 minutes."
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Old 02-13-2006, 01:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2006, 02:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wonder what kind of magazine..... LMAO.... 18 in 11 minutes, priceless.
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Old 02-13-2006, 02:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That is tooooo good. I love that.
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Old 02-13-2006, 02:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2006, 05:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2006, 05:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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but im in timeout
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Old 02-13-2006, 07:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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me too! :) thanks for the thought tho. :)
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I'm not tnannie, here's one for you!
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Old 02-14-2006, 01:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thanks Valerie. And here's one for you! :)
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