Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 02-10-2006, 10:04 AM

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!

totaleclipse1 · 02-10-2006, 10:30 AM

Dustin · 02-10-2006, 10:44 AM

lmao.................good one

tnannie · 02-10-2006, 10:45 AM

ROFLMAO! :)

cametotalktan · 02-10-2006, 11:05 AM

mikejones · 02-10-2006, 11:10 AM

a little girl said neck and gizzards?

Dustin · 02-10-2006, 11:11 AM

yeah, you didn't read or what?

Try and read again, Mike

lol..............jk

COCONUT · 02-10-2006, 11:12 AM

LOL!!!!

mikejones · 02-10-2006, 11:16 AM

I guess you have to be a farmer to appreciate the humor.

Tanzenite · 02-10-2006, 12:27 PM

...Or just have a sense of humor :)

02-10-2006, 10:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked.She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!" "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!

02-10-2006, 10:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
totaleclipse1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Feb 21 2005 Location: NEw York Age: 47 Posts: 1,035 Rep Power: 27	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! ROFL __________________ OFFICIALLY MRS. V !! HOLLA!

02-10-2006, 10:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! lmao.................good one

02-10-2006, 10:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! ROFLMAO! :)

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cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! LOL __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-10-2006, 11:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
mikejones Join Date: Sep 30 2005 Posts: 641 Rep Power: 22	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! a little girl said neck and gizzards? __________________ I need a dime that's top of the line Cute face slim waist wit a big behind

02-10-2006, 11:11 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! yeah, you didn't read or what? Try and read again, Mike lol..............jk

02-10-2006, 11:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 4,990 Rep Power: 32	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! LOL!!!!

02-10-2006, 11:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
mikejones Join Date: Sep 30 2005 Posts: 641 Rep Power: 22	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! I guess you have to be a farmer to appreciate the humor. __________________ I need a dime that's top of the line Cute face slim waist wit a big behind

02-10-2006, 12:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tanzenite Don't you dare! Join Date: Jun 2 2005 Posts: 1,816 Rep Power: 30	Re: Don't eat Chicken Sandwiches!..no matter what! ...Or just have a sense of humor :)

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