tnannie

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son, Johnny, comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. Then the woman's husband came home a moment later.

The woman puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that Johnny is in there already.

Johnny says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Johnny - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Johnny -"Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Johnny - "My dad's outside."
Man _ "Ok, how much?"
Johnny - "$150."
Man - "Sold."

A few weeks later, Johnny and the lover again find themselves in the closet together.

Johnny - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Johnny - "I have a Wilson fielders glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks Johnny, "How much?"
Johnny - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."

A few days later, the father says to Johnny, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." Johnny says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Johnny - "$500."

The father says, "That's terrible, overcharging your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church. The father makes Johnny sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

Johnny says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that again, pal, you're in my closet now."

glamarama

haha! love it Tnannie!

Dustin

I like that one, but I hope that never happens to me

cametotalktan

Too Funny!

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MatrixMan

LMAO!!! "You're in my closet now."

valerie

lol!

Indigo

good one

CoCopelliTanning

hahahaha!!

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