The drunk lady....... - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 02-04-2006, 07:03 AM

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," the husband sighs, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drink right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think that a person could go on celebrating that long?"

tnannie · 02-04-2006, 09:24 AM

LOL! :)

MatrixMan · 02-04-2006, 12:08 PM

LMAO!

CoCopelliTanning · 02-05-2006, 09:33 PM

I think I need a drink now hehehehe

cametotalktan · 02-06-2006, 11:21 AM

now that funny.. LOL

Dustin · 02-06-2006, 11:32 AM

lol...........I will drink to that.

valerie · 02-06-2006, 05:19 PM

That is by far the best one yet, Cayenne!

02-04-2006, 07:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	The drunk lady....... A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," the husband sighs, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drink right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think that a person could go on celebrating that long?"

02-04-2006, 09:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: The drunk lady....... LOL! :)

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