"Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 02-02-2006, 01:50 PM

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ******* is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied ..."He's probably golfing with his friends."

tnannie · 02-02-2006, 01:51 PM

ROFLMAO! Love it Cayenne. :)

cametotalktan · 02-02-2006, 05:48 PM

bronzeman11 · 02-02-2006, 05:54 PM

As usual Gina, that's hysterical. I'm sure my wife will like it too.

valerie · 02-03-2006, 04:16 PM

Cayenne you can really come up with some good ones!

clubtan1 · 02-03-2006, 04:22 PM

Same thing happens to me

valerie · 02-03-2006, 04:50 PM

Cayenne tried to give you rep. points for that one, but I'm in time out. Will do later!

MatrixMan · 02-03-2006, 06:06 PM

I dont get it...

cametotalktan · 02-03-2006, 07:36 PM

Matrix, ask your Mom.

CAYENNE2005 · 02-03-2006, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MatrixMan

I dont get it...

ROFLMAO!!!! You poor thing.

02-02-2006, 01:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	"Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ******* is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied ..."He's probably golfing with his friends."

02-02-2006, 01:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... ROFLMAO! Love it Cayenne. :)

02-02-2006, 05:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... LMAO __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

02-02-2006, 05:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
bronzeman11 Join Date: Oct 9 2004 Location: South Brunswick,N.J. Age: 65 Posts: 1,416 Rep Power: 52	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... As usual Gina, that's hysterical. I'm sure my wife will like it too.

02-03-2006, 04:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
valerie Join Date: Oct 10 2004 Location: SC Posts: 183 Rep Power: 20	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... Cayenne you can really come up with some good ones!

02-03-2006, 04:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 2,114 Rep Power: 57	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... Same thing happens to me

02-03-2006, 04:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
valerie Join Date: Oct 10 2004 Location: SC Posts: 183 Rep Power: 20	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... Cayenne tried to give you rep. points for that one, but I'm in time out. Will do later!

02-03-2006, 06:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... I dont get it...

02-03-2006, 07:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"... Matrix, ask your Mom. __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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