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Old 02-01-2006, 07:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Secret Cowboy"

Cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a *** bar.
What the ****," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."




When the *** waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your Willy?"





The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."





The *** waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "





The cowboy looks dumbfounded! So the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer,





"Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."





The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"





The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'





" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"





The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"





The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink.





Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.



The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"









The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO! :) love it!
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Old 02-01-2006, 07:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OMG! I owe you rep points for that one. I'm in time out but I will get em to you just as soon as I can. :)
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tnannie - took care of that for yah
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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awwww ty for the pts!!
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HAHAHAHA (unctrollable laughter starts, but wont stop)...... Thats a good one!
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Old 02-02-2006, 10:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Got it covered now CoCopelli, and thanks Clubby. :)
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Club, bail me out too, would ya! I feel like i'm in jail!

Coco, that joke is great! I'm going to read it a few times so I don't mess it up when I tell it. I always mess up the punch lines.
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Very funny... LMAO
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