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02-01-2006, 10:33 AM | #1 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Jun 30 2005 Location: Michigan
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Rep Power: 117 | When Girls Drink Too Much 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe dancing with our arms overhead & wiggling our butt while yelling "Woo-Hoo" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones butt and honestly believe we could do it. 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooo much. 6. We get excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my god! I love this song". 7. We've found a deeper spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. The man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher. 9. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes overwhelming to us. 10. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 11. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taske the gin. 12. We start every conversation with a booming "Don't take this the wrong way but.....". 13. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly pants to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink. 14. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight. |
02-01-2006, 11:23 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 23 | Re: When Girls Drink Too Much We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight. __________________ hey--- IT is the **** shoes!!! lmao
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02-01-2006, 07:50 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
Tan your CoConuts! Join Date: Nov 22 2005 Location: Hurricane Age: 49
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Rep Power: 28 | Re: When Girls Drink Too Much Quote:
Sadly that would be a novel and there isn't enough room on this site. LOL
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