Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse

clubtan1 · 01-28-2006, 04:46 PM

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.
Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: You're arrested.
Worse: By your husband.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's ***.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's thirteen.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.

mr belvedere · 01-28-2006, 04:55 PM

What's that address on the last one?

clubtan1 · 01-28-2006, 04:56 PM

Let me ask her. Hold on.

mr belvedere · 01-28-2006, 04:58 PM

Wouldn't it be funny if it was the same as yours? hehe

clubtan1 · 01-28-2006, 05:00 PM

I don't know where she went. Let me call the neighbors.

clubtan1 · 01-28-2006, 05:02 PM

No answer there, let me try the other neighbors.

COCONUT · 01-29-2006, 04:41 AM

oh jeeze...

Neon Beach · 01-29-2006, 05:22 AM

I have no neighbours.

01-28-2006, 04:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 3,317 Rep Power: 42	Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's ***. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real. Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's thirteen. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video. Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit. Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them.

01-28-2006, 04:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,478 Rep Power: 52	Re: Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse What's that address on the last one? __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

01-28-2006, 04:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 3,317 Rep Power: 42	Re: Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse Let me ask her. Hold on.

01-28-2006, 04:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,478 Rep Power: 52	Re: Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse Wouldn't it be funny if it was the same as yours? hehe __________________ "A dusty bible leads to a dirty life ..." -Synonymous

01-28-2006, 05:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 3,317 Rep Power: 42	Re: Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse I don't know where she went. Let me call the neighbors.

01-28-2006, 05:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 3,317 Rep Power: 42	Re: Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse No answer there, let me try the other neighbors.

01-29-2006, 04:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	Re: Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse oh jeeze...

01-29-2006, 05:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Re: Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse I have no neighbours.

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