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Old 01-26-2006, 09:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born her husband dies.

A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband.

After the last child is born her second husband also dies.

Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a third time. Unfortunately she becomes very ill and dies.

At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says,

"At least, they're finally together."

A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."
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Old 01-26-2006, 09:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!! points for you, that was just too funny....
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Old 01-26-2006, 09:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good One LOL
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hehehehheheehehhe
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good for you Dustin!
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