SEX TIPS - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 01-25-2006, 11:23 AM

My best friend sent this to me. I wondering if he is trying to tell me something!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's
more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the
brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay
fever.

missyhot · 01-25-2006, 11:26 AM

I have a stuffy nose today........Does sex with BOB count?

MJ · 01-25-2006, 11:50 AM

ya know my nose is alittle stuffy too. I should have my husband come home for lunch.

tnannie · 01-25-2006, 11:50 AM

Very interesting Cayenne.

Dustin · 01-25-2006, 12:00 PM

I will have to pass that one on........BOB can count if you want

Tanology · 01-25-2006, 12:12 PM

Are you talking about Bob the Boner? I know him pretty well. Boy he gets around. I heard he is a real ladies man. TeHee :) :smilingasichangebatteriesonmyfriend:

tnannie · 01-25-2006, 12:16 PM

LOL! ^^^ :)

Dustin · 01-25-2006, 02:12 PM

MatrixMan · 01-25-2006, 02:59 PM

LMAO.......... Bob....... too funny

cametotalktan · 01-25-2006, 03:39 PM

Tanaology you are too funny! Thanks Cayenne for validating why I use to have alot of sex..

01-25-2006, 11:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	SEX TIPS My best friend sent this to me. I wondering if he is trying to tell me something! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! ============= 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. ============= 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. ============= 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. ============= 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

01-25-2006, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
missyhot I love Derf!! Join Date: Jun 30 2005 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,649 Rep Power: 117	Re: SEX TIPS I have a stuffy nose today........Does sex with BOB count?

01-25-2006, 11:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
MJ Join Date: Jan 21 2002 Posts: 2,709 Rep Power: 23	Re: SEX TIPS ya know my nose is alittle stuffy too. I should have my husband come home for lunch. __________________ [IMG]Avatar locations copied, will not show up as pics.[/IMG] Banned "forever" twice ~ yet I can still post here...:lol:

01-25-2006, 11:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: SEX TIPS Very interesting Cayenne.

01-25-2006, 12:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: SEX TIPS I will have to pass that one on........BOB can count if you want

01-25-2006, 12:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tanology BFF Police Patrol Join Date: Jul 23 2004 Location: BFF Headquarters!!!! Age: 49 Posts: 564 Rep Power: 71	Re: SEX TIPS Are you talking about Bob the Boner? I know him pretty well. Boy he gets around. I heard he is a real ladies man. TeHee :) :smilingasichangebatteriesonmyfriend: __________________ I apologize to all the members of Tantalk for acting stupid. This is the greatest tanning site ever.

01-25-2006, 12:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 58 Posts: 1,849 Rep Power: 107	Re: SEX TIPS LOL! ^^^ :)

01-25-2006, 02:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: SEX TIPS lmao

01-25-2006, 02:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: SEX TIPS LMAO.......... Bob....... too funny

01-25-2006, 03:39 PM	#10 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: SEX TIPS Tanaology you are too funny! Thanks Cayenne for validating why I use to have alot of sex.. __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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