1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,
which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.
just look at my hair - does the same thing for me
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat
produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
not a pimple on MY face
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you
piled on during that
romantic dinner.
guess I need to do more
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take
up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's
more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
check these pecks out
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.
It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
that's why I'm happy all the time
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of
chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
THAT'S why they're after me!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
I'm mello... most of the time
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the
level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
got the best teeth in my group
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the
brain.
see ladie, it WILL get rid of your headache
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy
nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay
fever.
sniffel, sniffel, cough, cough... is it time for my next treatment?