RALPH'S SURGERY....... - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 01-24-2006, 06:19 PM

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was
growing larger
and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as
was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to
nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having
problems dressing,and
even walking. So he and his wife went to see a
prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor
explained to the couple that,
though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the ! wife
asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna
lengthen his legs, aren't you?

:lol:

:lol:

caribbean tan man · 01-24-2006, 06:23 PM

your sick LOL!

totaleclipse1 · 01-24-2006, 06:24 PM

ROFL........

CAYENNE2005 · 01-24-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caribbean tan man

your sick LOL!

Well???? She is absolutely correct in her concerns!

tnannie · 01-24-2006, 06:35 PM

Oh MY! ROFLMAO! :)

MatrixMan · 01-24-2006, 08:03 PM

LMAO!!!! Another hilarious one Gina!!!

Dustin · 01-25-2006, 08:55 AM

lmao, poor little wife

Tanology · 01-25-2006, 10:15 AM

That is so funny! LMAO

cametotalktan · 01-25-2006, 04:09 PM

too dang funny!

bronzeman11 · 01-25-2006, 09:23 PM

I don't get it............

01-24-2006, 06:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	RALPH'S SURGERY....... When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing,and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the ! wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you? :lol: :lol:

01-24-2006, 06:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
caribbean tan man DERFTALK FBI AGENT Join Date: Jul 29 2003 Location: northeast Age: 48 Posts: 3,632 Rep Power: 46	Re: RALPH'S SURGERY....... your sick LOL! __________________ someone PM me when a good tanning topic is posted. :lol:

01-24-2006, 06:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
totaleclipse1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Feb 21 2005 Location: NEw York Age: 47 Posts: 1,035 Rep Power: 27	Re: RALPH'S SURGERY....... ROFL........ __________________ OFFICIALLY MRS. V !! HOLLA!

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01-24-2006, 08:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
MatrixMan I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Age: 33 Posts: 1,555 Rep Power: 0	Re: RALPH'S SURGERY....... LMAO!!!! Another hilarious one Gina!!!

01-25-2006, 08:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,575 Rep Power: 25	Re: RALPH'S SURGERY....... lmao, poor little wife

01-25-2006, 10:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tanology BFF Police Patrol Join Date: Jul 23 2004 Location: BFF Headquarters!!!! Age: 49 Posts: 564 Rep Power: 71	Re: RALPH'S SURGERY....... That is so funny! LMAO __________________ I apologize to all the members of Tantalk for acting stupid. This is the greatest tanning site ever.

01-25-2006, 04:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
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