Raise Request!!! - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 12-15-2005, 11:20 AM

Can you fill in the blank??

I, ______, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Dear _____,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised , the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.

And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management

cametotalktan · 12-15-2005, 01:36 PM

ummm... penis? am I aloud to type that? do i win?

CAYENNE2005 · 12-15-2005, 07:19 PM

LOL! Yes, you do. 32 views and no one typed it. Points to YOU!!! ;)

CAYENNE2005 · 12-15-2005, 07:20 PM

I just wanted to make someone type something dirty. I'm in that MOOD! :lol:

Neon Beach · 12-15-2005, 07:26 PM

cametotalktan · 12-15-2005, 07:36 PM

cametotalktan · 12-15-2005, 07:37 PM

pond scum

clubtan1 · 12-15-2005, 07:37 PM

You do not work 8 hours straight. Neither do you
You fall asleep after brief work periods. It gets boring around here
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. "Eat Me" should not be an order but a request.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations. So, I like to look around
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working. At 3 in the morning? What do you expect?
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. And if I didn't you'd really complain
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing
protective clothing. Can't move around well enough and it makes me swet. I need to be able to "Feel" my work
You will retire well before you are 65. As well as you
You are unable to work double shifts. Only when I have a good reason to
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task. When I'm done at work, I'm done. Keep up with me.

Neon Beach · 12-15-2005, 07:44 PM

cametotalktan · 12-16-2005, 08:50 PM

I'll see your "mud", (and my "pond scum), and raise you a "sludge"

12-15-2005, 11:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	Raise Request!!! Can you fill in the blank?? I, ______, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear _____, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised , the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management

12-15-2005, 01:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Raise Request!!! ummm... penis? am I aloud to type that? do i win? __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

12-15-2005, 07:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	Re: Raise Request!!! LOL! Yes, you do. 32 views and no one typed it. Points to YOU!!! ;)

12-15-2005, 07:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	Re: Raise Request!!! I just wanted to make someone type something dirty. I'm in that MOOD! :lol:

12-15-2005, 07:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Raise Request!!! Mud. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

12-15-2005, 07:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Raise Request!!! lmao __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

12-15-2005, 07:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Raise Request!!! pond scum __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

12-15-2005, 07:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 2,114 Rep Power: 57	Re: Raise Request!!! You do not work 8 hours straight. Neither do you You fall asleep after brief work periods. It gets boring around here You do not always follow the orders of the management team. "Eat Me" should not be an order but a request. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. So, I like to look around You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. At 3 in the morning? What do you expect? You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. And if I didn't you'd really complain You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing. Can't move around well enough and it makes me swet. I need to be able to "Feel" my work You will retire well before you are 65. As well as you You are unable to work double shifts. Only when I have a good reason to You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. When I'm done at work, I'm done. Keep up with me.

12-15-2005, 07:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Raise Request!!! Mud. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

12-16-2005, 08:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 3,385 Rep Power: 50	Re: Raise Request!!! I'll see your "mud", (and my "pond scum), and raise you a "sludge" __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

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