Vince Vaughn - tanTALK

pcstutsman · 12-15-2005, 08:42 AM

Vince Vaughn is making regular trips to L.A. to see his girlfriend, but his pasty white skin isn’t used to all that L.A. sunshine. His lack of a suntan marks him as an outsider the moment he gets off the plan. So, he did what any man would do--he tanned. When he arrived in L.A. last week, Jen wasn’t home yet. Therefore, Vince took the liberty of using her tanning bed. Unfortunately, he set the bed to “high” and the timer for 8 ½ minutes. By the time Jennifer got home, Vince had third degree burns on his buttocks. It took him three days to heal and had to eat all of his meals lying flat on his stomach.

Anything seem odd here??

Neon Beach · 12-15-2005, 08:49 AM

He shouldn't have set it to "high". Silly, silly man.

ChristineE · 12-15-2005, 08:50 AM

Yeah that **** "high" setting will get you every time.

Vince Vaughn is still hot

canadiantanguy · 12-15-2005, 08:51 AM

Why is just his a$$ burnt and not the rest of his body....front, face........if it is bad enough to get third degree burns you think he would have been burnt everywhere??

Mali · 12-15-2005, 08:51 AM

Hey did you see the article about Jessica Simpson tanning, I LOVE that, anything she does girls will do LOL, maybe they should do a interview with her talking about how great tanning is, we'd all be so popular again :)

Neon Beach · 12-15-2005, 08:52 AM

I think he was actually sitting on the stove.

ChristineE · 12-15-2005, 08:53 AM

Oh yeah one of those ceramic tops.... I have one, easy to mistake for a tanning "unit".

MJ · 12-15-2005, 09:07 AM

well no not really---
The white mans *** was probably 2-3 shades whiter the rest of his body.

And I mayself have burned my booty and armpits...pretty bad...in the past.. and did not burn the rest of my body. I dunno about 3rd degree I am sure that is an exageration. But it made the media eh? :winkwink:
Jen should have schooled them man before letting him tan in her unit. YOU know she has a nice one LOL

pcstutsman · 12-15-2005, 10:35 AM

Yeah, uh...high??? I agree with Neon, he must have been sitting on the stove.

MJ · 12-15-2005, 10:45 AM

that does sound a little off. :confusedface:

12-15-2005, 08:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
pcstutsman I'm Banned Join Date: Jun 27 2004 Location: Indiana Age: 44 Posts: 4,962 Rep Power: 0	Vince Vaughn Vince Vaughn is making regular trips to L.A. to see his girlfriend, but his pasty white skin isn’t used to all that L.A. sunshine. His lack of a suntan marks him as an outsider the moment he gets off the plan. So, he did what any man would do--he tanned. When he arrived in L.A. last week, Jen wasn’t home yet. Therefore, Vince took the liberty of using her tanning bed. Unfortunately, he set the bed to “high” and the timer for 8 ½ minutes. By the time Jennifer got home, Vince had third degree burns on his buttocks. It took him three days to heal and had to eat all of his meals lying flat on his stomach. Anything seem odd here??

12-15-2005, 08:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Vince Vaughn He shouldn't have set it to "high". Silly, silly man. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

12-15-2005, 08:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
ChristineE OFFICIAL BFF MEMBER Join Date: Jan 7 2005 Location: BFF Headquarters Age: 51 Posts: 1,540 Rep Power: 113	Re: Vince Vaughn Yeah that **** "high" setting will get you every time. Vince Vaughn is still hot __________________ No longer a ban virgin. I feel so dirty.

12-15-2005, 08:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
canadiantanguy Join Date: May 18 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 48 Posts: 90 Rep Power: 0	Re: Vince Vaughn Why is just his a$$ burnt and not the rest of his body....front, face........if it is bad enough to get third degree burns you think he would have been burnt everywhere??

12-15-2005, 08:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mali I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 25 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 49 Posts: 2,104 Rep Power: 34	Re: Vince Vaughn Hey did you see the article about Jessica Simpson tanning, I LOVE that, anything she does girls will do LOL, maybe they should do a interview with her talking about how great tanning is, we'd all be so popular again :)

12-15-2005, 08:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Re: Vince Vaughn I think he was actually sitting on the stove. __________________ www.talktimmins.com -- http://www.drjawnswebworx.com/

12-15-2005, 08:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
ChristineE OFFICIAL BFF MEMBER Join Date: Jan 7 2005 Location: BFF Headquarters Age: 51 Posts: 1,540 Rep Power: 113	Re: Vince Vaughn Oh yeah one of those ceramic tops.... I have one, easy to mistake for a tanning "unit". __________________ No longer a ban virgin. I feel so dirty.

12-15-2005, 09:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
MJ Join Date: Jan 21 2002 Posts: 2,709 Rep Power: 23	Re: Vince Vaughn well no not really--- The white mans * was probably 2-3 shades whiter the rest of his body. And I mayself have burned my booty and armpits...pretty bad...in the past.. and did not burn the rest of my body. I dunno about 3rd degree I am sure that is an exageration. But it made the media eh? :winkwink: Jen should have schooled them man before letting him tan in her unit. YOU know she has a nice one LOL __________________ [IMG]Avatar locations copied, will not show up as pics.[/IMG] Banned "forever"** twice ~ yet I can still post here...:lol:

12-15-2005, 10:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
pcstutsman I'm Banned Join Date: Jun 27 2004 Location: Indiana Age: 44 Posts: 4,962 Rep Power: 0	Re: Vince Vaughn Yeah, uh...high??? I agree with Neon, he must have been sitting on the stove.

12-15-2005, 10:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
MJ Join Date: Jan 21 2002 Posts: 2,709 Rep Power: 23	Re: Vince Vaughn that does sound a little off. :confusedface: __________________ [IMG]Avatar locations copied, will not show up as pics.[/IMG] Banned "forever" twice ~ yet I can still post here...:lol:

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