Rodeo Sex - tanTALK

CAYENNE2005 · 12-14-2005, 07:28 AM

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy.

"What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her

from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your

hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

:lol:

caribbean tan man · 12-14-2005, 08:42 AM

LOL u kill me

KnxTan · 12-14-2005, 09:18 AM

And remember when doubling on horseback with an English saddle and you are holding on to the pommel - English saddles don't have pommels!!!

clubtan1 · 12-14-2005, 10:02 AM

and I thought I was bored.

12-14-2005, 07:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55 Posts: 1,730 Rep Power: 143	Rodeo Sex Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds. :lol:

12-14-2005, 08:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
caribbean tan man DERFTALK FBI AGENT Join Date: Jul 29 2003 Location: northeast Age: 48 Posts: 3,632 Rep Power: 46	Re: Rodeo Sex LOL u kill me __________________ someone PM me when a good tanning topic is posted. :lol:

12-14-2005, 09:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
KnxTan I love Derf!! Join Date: Oct 8 2004 Posts: 896 Rep Power: 24	Re: Rodeo Sex And remember when doubling on horseback with an English saddle and you are holding on to the pommel - English saddles don't have pommels!!! __________________ A liberal is someone who is so open minded, their brain has fallen out. “Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.”

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clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 2,114 Rep Power: 57	Re: Rodeo Sex and I thought I was bored.

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