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11-23-2005, 05:24 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 23 | Why women should avoid a girls night after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem peeed off at all. I thought, "Whew! I got away with that one!" Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh poopoo.", uckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. |
11-25-2005, 11:08 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Rep Power: 23 | Re: Girls Night Out.... I want to calrify this was not about me, this joke was sent to me by my Dad.....and I laughed so hard that I had to share it with you all, after I read it on here, it sounds like I was talking about myself....LMAO |
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