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Old 11-23-2005, 05:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Why women should avoid a girls night after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem peeed off at all. I thought, "Whew! I got
away with that one!"

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh poopoo.", uckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.


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Old 11-23-2005, 07:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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I don't care who you are... that's funny.

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Old 11-23-2005, 07:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-23-2005, 08:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OMG!! how funny!!!!
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That's hysterical........just hope you weren't driving.
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Old 11-25-2005, 11:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Re: Girls Night Out....

I want to calrify this was not about me, this joke was sent to me by my Dad.....and I laughed so hard that I had to share it with you all, after I read it on here, it sounds like I was talking about myself....LMAO
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Old 11-27-2005, 11:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2005, 12:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Love it!!
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Old 11-27-2005, 06:09 PM   #10 (permalink)
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that is a good one!
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