Girls Night Out....

BronzeBabe · 11-23-2005, 06:24 PM

Why women should avoid a girls night after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem peeed off at all. I thought, "Whew! I got
away with that one!"

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh poopoo.", uckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.

clubtan1 · 11-23-2005, 08:05 PM

I don't care who you are... that's funny.

tnannie · 11-23-2005, 08:34 PM

OMG! LMAO!

COCONUT · 11-23-2005, 09:18 PM

OMG!! how funny!!!!

bronzeman11 · 11-23-2005, 10:21 PM

That's hysterical........just hope you weren't driving.

BronzeBabe · 11-25-2005, 12:08 PM

I want to calrify this was not about me, this joke was sent to me by my Dad.....and I laughed so hard that I had to share it with you all, after I read it on here, it sounds like I was talking about myself....LMAO

cametotalktan · 11-27-2005, 12:25 PM

too FUNNY

tan2relax · 11-27-2005, 01:26 PM

Love it!!

donnahende · 11-27-2005, 07:05 PM

funny

caribbeansun01 · 11-27-2005, 07:09 PM

that is a good one!

11-25-2005, 12:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
BronzeBabe Join Date: May 6 2001 Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 8	Re: Girls Night Out.... I want to calrify this was not about me, this joke was sent to me by my Dad.....and I laughed so hard that I had to share it with you all, after I read it on here, it sounds like I was talking about myself....LMAO

11-27-2005, 12:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
cametotalktan I love Derf!! Join Date: Jul 10 2004 Location: california Posts: 4,970 Rep Power: 35	Re: Girls Night Out.... too FUNNY __________________ When I grown up I want to be Angerfant.....

11-27-2005, 01:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
tan2relax I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 1 2004 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	Re: Girls Night Out.... Love it!!

11-27-2005, 07:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
donnahende Join Date: Sep 29 2005 Age: 35 Posts: 46 Rep Power: 0	Re: Girls Night Out.... funny

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caribbeansun01 I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 2 2004 Location: Depew, NY Posts: 1,679 Rep Power: 9	Re: Girls Night Out.... that is a good one!

11-23-2005, 06:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
BronzeBabe Join Date: May 6 2001 Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 8	Why women should avoid a girls night after they are married: The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem peeed off at all. I thought, "Whew! I got away with that one!" Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh poopoo.", uckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

11-23-2005, 08:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
clubtan1 Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Posts: 3,317 Rep Power: 42	I don't care who you are... that's funny.

11-23-2005, 08:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 43 Posts: 3,215 Rep Power: 93	OMG! LMAO!

11-23-2005, 09:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	OMG!! how funny!!!!

11-23-2005, 10:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
bronzeman11 Join Date: Oct 9 2004 Location: South Brunswick,N.J. Age: 50 Posts: 2,139 Rep Power: 37	That's hysterical........just hope you weren't driving.

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