The Two Brothers.....................lol

CAYENNE2005 · 11-21-2005, 07:22 AM

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.
The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker
and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went to God and asked,
"Where is my brother?
He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven."

God replied "As you know your brother led an evil life so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again."

"You can see him if you wish," God said. "I will give you the power to gaze into ****."

So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into ****. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.

The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, **** cannot be that bad."

God explained. "Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."

scub · 11-21-2005, 08:24 AM

That would be my luck....lol

tnannie · 11-21-2005, 08:57 AM

Dustin · 11-21-2005, 09:16 AM

That is funny!!

West Side Tanner · 11-21-2005, 01:36 PM

West Side Tanner · 11-21-2005, 01:37 PM

What about ~ Amazing Face? Anyone tried it?

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CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,571 Rep Power: 127	Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities. One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen him here in heaven." God replied "As you know your brother led an evil life so he is not spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere." "I'm sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I could see him again." "You can see him if you wish," God said. "I will give you the power to gaze into **." So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into . Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde. The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, ** cannot be that bad." God explained. "Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."

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scub I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 10 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 47 Posts: 895 Rep Power: 9	That would be my luck....lol

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Dustin Official BFF Member Join Date: Feb 10 2005 Location: CO Posts: 5,926 Rep Power: 9	That is funny!!

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West Side Tanner Join Date: Dec 27 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 2,548 Rep Power: 5	What about ~ Amazing Face? Anyone tried it?

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