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11-17-2005, 08:18 AM | #1 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 55
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Rep Power: 143 | A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree. "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." |
11-20-2005, 12:22 AM | #9 (permalink) |
Join Date: Sep 23 2005
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Rep Power: 0 | speaking of jokes being sent ,I got one called the big ten calunder, would post it, but toooooooo many censors, showed melons & stuff, very nice melons & stuff I might add...cept for the one of MIchigan ...lady, 400 pounder,sitting on a park bench barfing. Imediately sent it to a friend from ...where else....Michgan ...for some reason he called me names, not nice names either. |
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