The Taxi driver and the Nun.........................LOL......... ..........

CAYENNE2005 · 11-14-2005, 06:10 AM

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to
offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as
I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive"!

Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and
I'm Catholic too!"

OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
Halloween party."

My clients are always sending me these jokes. Not sure if some are old or new but, if they're funny,..I share.

tnannie · 11-14-2005, 08:18 AM

tanthisbak · 11-14-2005, 10:56 AM

pcstutsman · 11-16-2005, 06:36 PM

LMAO

valerie · 11-18-2005, 06:24 PM

Love it Cayenne2005 keep it coming!

Goatee · 11-18-2005, 10:29 PM

Thats a new one.....lol

11-14-2005, 06:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,571 Rep Power: 127	A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive"! Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and I'm Catholic too!" OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." My clients are always sending me these jokes. Not sure if some are old or new but, if they're funny,..I share.

11-14-2005, 08:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
tnannie I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 16 2004 Location: nunya Age: 43 Posts: 3,215 Rep Power: 93

11-14-2005, 10:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
tanthisbak Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Jun 10 2005 Posts: 587 Rep Power: 0	LOL

11-16-2005, 06:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
pcstutsman I'm Banned Join Date: Jun 27 2004 Location: Indiana Age: 28 Posts: 8,293 Rep Power: 0	LMAO

11-18-2005, 06:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
valerie Join Date: Oct 10 2004 Location: SC Age: 43 Posts: 231 Rep Power: 4	Love it Cayenne2005 keep it coming!

11-18-2005, 10:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Goatee Join Date: Sep 21 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 63 Rep Power: 0	Thats a new one.....lol

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