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Old 09-27-2005, 10:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't let this happen to you!

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates
and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music,
and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a
few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the
curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which
they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to
replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit...
Repairmen refused to work in the house...
The maid quit...
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
could not
find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even
the local Realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told
her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly,
and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back...
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea ho w bad the smell was, he agreed on
price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only
if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the
hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they
watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...
.including the curtain rods.

OMG!
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Old 09-27-2005, 10:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Now that's what I call ONE SMART WOMAN!
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Is that what you have in mind for your husband? ha ha
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The thought was there but I don't want the kids to smell it!
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lol. good stinking.. err I mean thinking. ha ha
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omg.. could you imagine.... I'll have to keep that in mind for anyone i know that is divorcing and one of them is keeping the house...lol...

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Old 09-27-2005, 11:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i read that before somewhere...i love it.. i would do that lol
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ha Ha Ha! Well deserved...
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Old 09-27-2005, 12:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Now wait a minute.... Just how long would that stink? It would dry up and stop smelling within weeks. Couldn't someone follow the smell and find the problem? This story smells fishy to me.
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I don't know I had an easter egg under my couch once and it changed smells.
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