Classic Little Johnny story

pam · 09-17-2005, 12:50 PM

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears," he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When they got there, and little Johnny looked in the crib, he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be sh!# outta luck if he needed glasses."

tanthisbak · 09-17-2005, 01:28 PM

lmao lol lol lol

COCONUT · 09-18-2005, 11:04 AM

OMG!! how funny.

CAYENNE2005 · 09-18-2005, 11:39 AM

Good one!

tanthisbak · 09-18-2005, 03:03 PM

the next day and still laughing

tanning bed 10529 · 09-18-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:
On 2005-09-17 12:28:00, tanthisbak wrote:
lmao lol lol lol
hey mom

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09-17-2005, 12:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
pam Police Department Join Date: Oct 29 2001 Location: USA Posts: 5,036 Rep Power: 10	Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word "ears," he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When they got there, and little Johnny looked in the crib, he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be sh!# outta luck if he needed glasses."

09-17-2005, 01:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
tanthisbak Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Jun 10 2005 Posts: 587 Rep Power: 0	lmao lol lol lol

09-18-2005, 11:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	OMG!! how funny.

09-18-2005, 11:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,581 Rep Power: 127	Good one!

09-18-2005, 03:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
tanthisbak Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Jun 10 2005 Posts: 587 Rep Power: 0	the next day and still laughing

09-18-2005, 08:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
tanning bed 10529 Join Date: Sep 18 2005 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Quote: On 2005-09-17 12:28:00, tanthisbak wrote: lmao lol lol lol hey mom

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