LIVING IN 2005...................

CAYENNE2005 · 08-26-2005, 12:03 PM

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.

11. Your VCR is now the 8 track of 21st century and your thinking you need a TV no thicker than an encyclopedia. Your kids will never know what an Encyclopedia is. What are you going to do with your Entertainment Center Armoire?

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

CAYENNE2005 · 08-26-2005, 12:15 PM

And #15 is just why I didn't get Brit-in-florida's screen name this morning!

BronzeBabe · 08-26-2005, 12:18 PM

cute...sad but true...I can relate to all of those.....

mr belvedere · 08-26-2005, 12:40 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Where is #9 anyway? How about #9 - Your best friends in the whole world have names like "Cayenne2005", "Genius", "Neon Beach", "Sherin and Sunsally", "Sol Sista", etc. (Pam, Teresa, Tonka Splash, Ram Cat, Top250Tans, Garcat, AmazingTanz, SLWTBOY, Doc Crowley [my name for him], TanBoiCali, ElectricParadise, EZ Living Jim, I could go on and on)

Sherin · 08-26-2005, 01:10 PM

#19 & #20 made me laugh out loud....
We love you 2 Mr. B!

mr belvedere · 08-26-2005, 01:13 PM

~blows a kiss~ Back at 'ya sister!

Sherin · 08-26-2005, 01:15 PM

Ya know....Ozzy keeps creeping me out because he's flashing my mother's name.....

West Side Tanner · 08-26-2005, 04:09 PM

#17

howardtheduck · 08-26-2005, 04:48 PM

What about me Mr. B? Have you already forgotten the 3 days and 2 (lovely) nights in the bahamas together? J/K LOL
Seriously I almost couldn't believe how true #'s 4, 5, and 15 were for me. good post!

COCONUT · 09-13-2005, 01:18 PM

i missed this...very funny and true!!
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08-26-2005, 12:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,581 Rep Power: 127	YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN.... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a business manner. 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line. 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news. 11. Your VCR is now the 8 track of 21st century and your thinking you need a TV no thicker than an encyclopedia. Your kids will never know what an Encyclopedia is. What are you going to do with your Entertainment Center Armoire? 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

08-26-2005, 12:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,581 Rep Power: 127	And #15 is just why I didn't get Brit-in-florida's screen name this morning!

08-26-2005, 12:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
BronzeBabe Join Date: May 6 2001 Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 8	cute...sad but true...I can relate to all of those.....

08-26-2005, 12:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 8,592 Rep Power: 52	ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Where is #9 anyway? How about #9 - Your best friends in the whole world have names like "Cayenne2005", "Genius", "Neon Beach", "Sherin and Sunsally", "Sol Sista", etc. (Pam, Teresa, Tonka Splash, Ram Cat, Top250Tans, Garcat, AmazingTanz, SLWTBOY, Doc Crowley [my name for him], TanBoiCali, ElectricParadise, EZ Living Jim, I could go on and on)

08-26-2005, 01:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	#19 & #20 made me laugh out loud.... We love you 2 Mr. B!

08-26-2005, 01:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 39 Posts: 8,592 Rep Power: 52	~blows a kiss~ Back at 'ya sister!

08-26-2005, 01:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	Ya know....Ozzy keeps creeping me out because he's flashing my mother's name.....

08-26-2005, 04:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
West Side Tanner Join Date: Dec 27 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 2,548 Rep Power: 5	#17

08-26-2005, 04:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
howardtheduck Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Dec 17 2004 Posts: 257 Rep Power: 0	What about me Mr. B? Have you already forgotten the 3 days and 2 (lovely) nights in the bahamas together? J/K LOL Seriously I almost couldn't believe how true #'s 4, 5, and 15 were for me. good post!

09-13-2005, 01:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	i missed this...very funny and true!! _________________ "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go" T.S. Eliot[ This Message was edited by: COCONUT on 2005-09-13 12:19 ]

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