When girls drink too much....

BronzeBabe · 07-22-2005, 12:56 PM

This is great and SOOOO true!!!
LOL

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH:

1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PHONE IS.

2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND
CARRY ON EATING IT.

6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.

7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.

9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE
AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.

11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I
KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME
JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE
VODKA.

14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR

15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.

17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO
CUTDOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.

20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN.
MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY,
MANY ARE TRUE. LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT...KIND OF LIKE
PLAYDOUGH

Tommy · 07-22-2005, 03:10 PM

I think I meet you? J/K

Tom

Mali · 07-22-2005, 03:34 PM

Noone wants to admit that They can relate to about 17 out of the 20

CAYENNE2005 · 07-22-2005, 03:38 PM

17??? ...I can admit that I relate to all 20!! Especially #10!! LMAO!

COCONUT · 07-22-2005, 04:10 PM

too funny...

jennymae · 07-22-2005, 04:45 PM

OMG, sounds like a typical Friday night for me, LOL. I never realized there were sooo many things I do, but I can relate to 99.9% of them (feeling ashamed) oh well I'm going out tonight with the girls, and I can sart from one and make it down the list. "Aint no party like the tantalk party, 'cuz the tantalk party don't stop!!"

DWhite6872 · 07-23-2005, 02:06 PM

I am number 3 all the way! I love to wrestle when I drink!

WatermelonHead · 07-26-2005, 09:39 PM

oh my... i can admit to 20 out of 20 but amend #9

firedup · 07-26-2005, 10:01 PM

man I miss drinking

XtanaholicX · 07-26-2005, 10:10 PM

haha that list is halarious and reminds me of this summer all too much

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07-22-2005, 12:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
BronzeBabe Join Date: May 6 2001 Posts: 2,357 Rep Power: 8	This is great and SOOOO true!!! LOL WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH: 1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PHONE IS. 2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT. 6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME. 9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER. 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING. 11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. 12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA. 14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR 15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." 16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT. 17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. 19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK. 20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE. LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT...KIND OF LIKE PLAYDOUGH

07-22-2005, 03:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tommy Join Date: Jul 16 2005 Posts: 283 Rep Power: 4	I think I meet you? J/K Tom

07-22-2005, 03:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mali I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 25 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Age: 33 Posts: 3,343 Rep Power: 19	Noone wants to admit that They can relate to about 17 out of the 20

07-22-2005, 03:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
CAYENNE2005 I love Derf!! Join Date: Jan 31 2005 Location: Around the corner Age: 40 Posts: 2,581 Rep Power: 127	17??? ...I can admit that I relate to all 20!! Especially #10!! LMAO!

07-22-2005, 04:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	too funny...

07-22-2005, 04:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
jennymae Join Date: May 31 2005 Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	OMG, sounds like a typical Friday night for me, LOL. I never realized there were sooo many things I do, but I can relate to 99.9% of them (feeling ashamed) oh well I'm going out tonight with the girls, and I can sart from one and make it down the list. "Aint no party like the tantalk party, 'cuz the tantalk party don't stop!!"

07-23-2005, 02:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
DWhite6872 Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Apr 22 2004 Posts: 5,189 Rep Power: 0	I am number 3 all the way! I love to wrestle when I drink!

07-26-2005, 09:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
WatermelonHead Join Date: Apr 14 2005 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	oh my... i can admit to 20 out of 20 but amend #9

07-26-2005, 10:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
firedup Join Date: Jul 26 2005 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	man I miss drinking

07-26-2005, 10:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
XtanaholicX Join Date: Jan 24 2005 Posts: 67 Rep Power: 0	haha that list is halarious and reminds me of this summer all too much

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