You are what you read.

DWhite6872 · 07-19-2005, 09:03 AM

>>>> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the
>>>> country.
>>>>
>>>> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run
>>>> the country.
>>>>
>>>> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run
>>>> the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
>>>>
>>>> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run
>>>> the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They
>>>> do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
>>>>
>>>> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
>>>> running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they
>>>> didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
>>>>
>>>> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run
>>>> the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very
>>>> much.
>>>>
>>>> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too
>>>> sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as
>>>> they can get a seat on the train.
>>>>
>>>> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
>>>> running the country as long as they do something really
>>>> scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
>>>>
>>>> 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
>>>> another country but need the baseball scores.
>>>>
>>>> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
>>>> there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so,
>>>> they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional
>>>> exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist
>>>> atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any
>>>> other country or galaxy provided, of course,
>>>> that they are not Republicans.
>>>>
>>>> 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at
>>>> the grocery store.
>>>>
>>>> 12. None of these are read by the guy who is running the country
>>>> into the ground.

howardtheduck · 07-19-2005, 10:24 AM

woohoo!! very true. can the last one even read? I heard he leaves that up to his wife.

mr belvedere · 07-19-2005, 10:28 AM

I'm sure he was able to read. I think you have to be able to read to graduate from law school.

DWhite6872 · 07-19-2005, 11:24 AM

Okay...no politics...I happen to be in favor of our Pres.

mr belvedere · 07-19-2005, 11:30 AM

I thought he was talking about the other last one. What does it say about you if you read Harry Potter?

howardtheduck · 07-19-2005, 02:49 PM

Who? The Dad?j/kyou are right. no politics. I already have problems with another tantalker or two because of that junk but I also think it is patriotic and american that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. What does it say about you if you read other peoples posts on tan talk? ha ha ha

Thomas Leggate · 07-19-2005, 04:34 PM

Speaking of presidents.....

Six presidents on a sinking ship

Ford says: What do we do?

Bush says: Man the lifeboats.

Reagan says: What lifeboats?

Carter says: Women first.

Nixon says: Screw the women.

Clinton says: You think we have time?

COCONUT · 07-19-2005, 06:46 PM

LOL funny stuff!!

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07-19-2005, 09:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
DWhite6872 Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Apr 22 2004 Posts: 5,189 Rep Power: 0	>>>> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the >>>> country. >>>> >>>> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run >>>> the country. >>>> >>>> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run >>>> the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. >>>> >>>> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run >>>> the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They >>>> do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts. >>>> >>>> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind >>>> running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they >>>> didn't have to leave Southern California to do it. >>>> >>>> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run >>>> the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very >>>> much. >>>> >>>> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too >>>> sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as >>>> they can get a seat on the train. >>>> >>>> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's >>>> running the country as long as they do something really >>>> scandalous, preferably while intoxicated. >>>> >>>> 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running >>>> another country but need the baseball scores. >>>> >>>> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure >>>> there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, >>>> they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional >>>> exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority feminist >>>> atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any >>>> other country or galaxy provided, of course, >>>> that they are not Republicans. >>>> >>>> 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at >>>> the grocery store. >>>> >>>> 12. None of these are read by the guy who is running the country >>>> into the ground.

07-19-2005, 10:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
howardtheduck Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Dec 17 2004 Posts: 257 Rep Power: 0	woohoo!! very true. can the last one even read? I heard he leaves that up to his wife.

07-19-2005, 10:28 AM	#3 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,477 Rep Power: 52	I'm sure he was able to read. I think you have to be able to read to graduate from law school.

07-19-2005, 11:24 AM	#4 (permalink)
DWhite6872 Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Apr 22 2004 Posts: 5,189 Rep Power: 0	Okay...no politics...I happen to be in favor of our Pres.

07-19-2005, 11:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
mr belvedere DERFERATOR Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 8,477 Rep Power: 52	I thought he was talking about the other last one. What does it say about you if you read Harry Potter?

07-19-2005, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
howardtheduck Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Dec 17 2004 Posts: 257 Rep Power: 0	Who? The Dad?j/kyou are right. no politics. I already have problems with another tantalker or two because of that junk but I also think it is patriotic and american that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. What does it say about you if you read other peoples posts on tan talk? ha ha ha

07-19-2005, 04:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
Thomas Leggate Join Date: Jan 5 2005 Location: Salem, OR Age: 36 Posts: 35 Rep Power: 0	Speaking of presidents..... Six presidents on a sinking ship Ford says: What do we do? Bush says: Man the lifeboats. Reagan says: What lifeboats? Carter says: Women first. Nixon says: Screw the women. Clinton says: You think we have time?

07-19-2005, 06:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	LOL funny stuff!!

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