the \"toy box\"

jennymae · 06-21-2005, 12:57 PM

okay, have a weird question... My best friend is getting married, and all of us brides maids are throwing her a bachlorette party and we were going to get her "toys" for the honeymoon and her fiance is so against any of thosse things, just because he thinks she wants them to replace him, or something dumb like that. But we want it to be funny (and she will think it's funny) but it is appropriate for us to get them even if the groom-to-be doesnt approve??? the way I look at it, is he needs to get over it, he is having stippers at his party and she is just getting "toys" to be alone with. And the 2nd question I have is I'm really shy to go and buy these toys, and if u tell them they are for a friend they will be thinking "Liar". So any input on this would be appriciated!!!

navigatin1 · 06-21-2005, 01:16 PM

When did "TanTalk" become "SexTalk"???????

Ezliving_Jim · 06-21-2005, 02:15 PM

Buy the toys that plug in or she'll spend a fortune in batteries.

Beach Club Tans · 06-21-2005, 02:59 PM

Just don't get her 220 phase III equipment or else she'll be tapping into your electricity while tanning...

engfant · 06-21-2005, 03:10 PM

Ah oh, don't let Ergoline hear about that. They may add one to their next bed.

Sex toys? Kinda L A M E don't you think? Is this broad so BEAT that she needs Ron Jeremy Fister to satisfy her?

navigatin1 · 06-21-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:Is this broad so BEAT that she needs Ron Jeremy Fister to satisfy her?

Maybe thats why the husband is paronoid? ~shrug~

engfant · 06-21-2005, 03:14 PM

Gotta use a leg, kinda like sliding a leg in and out of some balloon pants.

howardtheduck · 06-21-2005, 03:15 PM

lol!!what if you were to get a couple toys for him too so he doesn't feel left out. If he thinks that a toy will replace him then he's probably childish enough to think that if she gets a toy he should get one too. waa waa waa

navigatin1 · 06-21-2005, 03:18 PM

Those things for guys are so freakin stupid!!! Yeah thats just what I want, a cold piece of rubber that smells like a shower curtain liner!!!!!

tropicaltan7038 · 06-21-2005, 03:32 PM

yesterday when i got home from work, my girlfriend was standing there wearing sexy lingere and had two velvet ropes. She said baby you can tie me up and do whatever you want!... so i tied her to the bed and went golfing

06-21-2005, 12:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
jennymae Join Date: May 31 2005 Posts: 37 Rep Power: 0	okay, have a weird question... My best friend is getting married, and all of us brides maids are throwing her a bachlorette party and we were going to get her "toys" for the honeymoon and her fiance is so against any of thosse things, just because he thinks she wants them to replace him, or something dumb like that. But we want it to be funny (and she will think it's funny) but it is appropriate for us to get them even if the groom-to-be doesnt approve??? the way I look at it, is he needs to get over it, he is having stippers at his party and she is just getting "toys" to be alone with. And the 2nd question I have is I'm really shy to go and buy these toys, and if u tell them they are for a friend they will be thinking "Liar". So any input on this would be appriciated!!!

06-21-2005, 01:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
navigatin1 Derf's My *****! Join Date: Aug 17 2004 Posts: 2,130 Rep Power: 6	When did "TanTalk" become "SexTalk"???????

06-21-2005, 02:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ezliving_Jim I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 12 2002 Location: Virtual Reality Posts: 2,421 Rep Power: 10	Buy the toys that plug in or she'll spend a fortune in batteries.

06-21-2005, 03:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,441 Rep Power: 13	Ah oh, don't let Ergoline hear about that. They may add one to their next bed. Sex toys? Kinda L A M E don't you think? Is this broad so BEAT that she needs Ron Jeremy Fister to satisfy her?

06-21-2005, 03:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
navigatin1 Derf's My *****! Join Date: Aug 17 2004 Posts: 2,130 Rep Power: 6	Quote:Is this broad so BEAT that she needs Ron Jeremy Fister to satisfy her? Maybe thats why the husband is paronoid? ~shrug~

06-21-2005, 03:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,441 Rep Power: 13	Gotta use a leg, kinda like sliding a leg in and out of some balloon pants.

06-21-2005, 03:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
howardtheduck Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Dec 17 2004 Posts: 257 Rep Power: 0	lol!!what if you were to get a couple toys for him too so he doesn't feel left out. If he thinks that a toy will replace him then he's probably childish enough to think that if she gets a toy he should get one too. waa waa waa

06-21-2005, 03:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
navigatin1 Derf's My *****! Join Date: Aug 17 2004 Posts: 2,130 Rep Power: 6	Those things for guys are so freakin stupid!!! Yeah thats just what I want, a cold piece of rubber that smells like a shower curtain liner!!!!!

06-21-2005, 03:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
tropicaltan7038 Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Feb 21 2005 Posts: 100 Rep Power: 0	yesterday when i got home from work, my girlfriend was standing there wearing sexy lingere and had two velvet ropes. She said baby you can tie me up and do whatever you want!... so i tied her to the bed and went golfing

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