Joke - tanTALK

Sarge · 05-13-2005, 06:42 PM

If you dog is barking at the back door and wants in, and you wife is knocking at the front door who do you let in?

SwedaGuy · 05-14-2005, 08:30 AM

Neither...

DWhite6872 · 05-14-2005, 08:59 AM

Wow...I guess it depends who is going to give you what you want?...Did that sound selfish?lol
If you have to ask the question...I would probably agree with Swedaguy...neither.

SurferChick · 05-14-2005, 10:30 AM

Is it still breakfast if you didn't go to sleep?

SwedaGuy · 05-14-2005, 11:34 AM

It's always breakfast time somewhere, so enjoy your eggs and bacon any time you want

mr belvedere · 05-15-2005, 02:23 AM

Is the wife gonna scratch the iznit out of the screen on the front door, or wait patiently? Sounds like a no-brainer (thank God)

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05-13-2005, 06:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sarge Join Date: Feb 22 2003 Location: Michigan Age: 59 Posts: 1,389 Rep Power: 25	If you dog is barking at the back door and wants in, and you wife is knocking at the front door who do you let in?

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SwedaGuy Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Sep 3 2004 Posts: 533 Rep Power: 0	Neither...

05-14-2005, 08:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
DWhite6872 Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Apr 22 2004 Posts: 3,646 Rep Power: 0	Wow...I guess it depends who is going to give you what you want?...Did that sound selfish?lol If you have to ask the question...I would probably agree with Swedaguy...neither.

05-14-2005, 10:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
SurferChick Join Date: Dec 6 2004 Posts: 31 Rep Power: 0	Is it still breakfast if you didn't go to sleep?

05-14-2005, 11:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
SwedaGuy Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Sep 3 2004 Posts: 533 Rep Power: 0	It's always breakfast time somewhere, so enjoy your eggs and bacon any time you want

05-15-2005, 02:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
mr belvedere Mr. b Join Date: May 10 2005 Age: 54 Posts: 7,247 Rep Power: 68	Is the wife gonna scratch the iznit out of the screen on the front door, or wait patiently? Sounds like a no-brainer (thank God)

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