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Old 04-09-2005, 07:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Kerry Sends Legion of Lawyers to Monitor Pope Vote
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(2005-04-08) -- U.S. Senator John F. Kerry, D-MA, America's leading Roman Catholic politician, today reassured fellow Catholics that he would dispatch a "legion of lawyers" to Vatican City to monitor the election of the new pope.

"While I never let my faith interfere with my politics," said Mr. Kerry, "I have a duty to make sure that my church doesn't impose a litmus test -- religious or otherwise -- on the papal candidates. If the Cardinals were to elect another extreme, dogmatic conservative, we would know that all of the votes have not been counted."

Mr. Kerry said his coalition of attorneys have already prepared a variety of challenges that they plan to file in the International Court of Justice at the Hague.

"Catholics deserve a transparent process, open to all candidates regardless of ethnicity, creed or sexual orientation," Mr. Kerry added. "I'm not alone in this effort. A number of international Catholic politicians have privately said they're behind me."
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Jerk.
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Don't call Jim a jerk, play nice...
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I think he was referring to John Kerry. No argument there.

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Kerry is the jerk.
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I thinks it's pretty funny!
Just exactly what does he think he is going to be able to do?
I'll give this one a snowballs chance! (Unless Kerry has somehow become a Cardinal)
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St. Louis Cardinal? He plays baseball too??
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Jim, I think the "parody" thing is still lost...
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parody

n 1: a composition that imitates somebody's style in a humorous way [syn: lampoon, spoof, sendup, mockery, takeoff, burlesque, travesty, charade, pasquinade, put-on] 2: humorous or satirical mimicry [syn: mockery, takeoff] v 1: make a spoof of or make fun of 2: make a parody of; "The students spoofed the teachers" [syn: spoof, burlesque]

Parody? Kerry is an idiot. What is he spoofing? Another idiot?
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Is he for real? I am sure they would like th U.S.'s help in selecting the Pope. What an idiot.
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