NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

Sherin · 04-09-2005, 02:01 AM

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

darnITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to **** for up to 8 full hours.

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

EMPTY NESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potentanti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMET
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.

And of course:

TotalEclipse · 04-09-2005, 11:08 AM

I could use some darnitol and flipitor...lol. That was funny

wildchilde · 04-09-2005, 12:23 PM

add some Buyagra to the darnitol and flipitor order for me. I'll take delivery asap!

TotalEclipse · 04-09-2005, 02:52 PM

LoL wild...I do not have the shopping gene in me, I don't think. I really don't care to shop...well, I guess I do, but only when I have enough money to buy a lot, and that rarely happens

Sherin · 04-09-2005, 04:14 PM

I take the last one in the liquid form...I think it's called Vodka!

tanningbee · 04-16-2005, 04:28 PM

thats awesome

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04-09-2005, 02:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN darnITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to **** for up to 8 full hours. ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. EMPTY NESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. MENICILLIN Potentanti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?" BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. ANTI-TALKSIDENT A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. NAGAMET When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. And of course:

04-09-2005, 11:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
TotalEclipse Join Date: Dec 24 2004 Location: Dallas Age: 31 Posts: 621 Rep Power: 4	I could use some darnitol and flipitor...lol. That was funny

04-09-2005, 12:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
wildchilde Join Date: Jan 15 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 149 Rep Power: 4	add some Buyagra to the darnitol and flipitor order for me. I'll take delivery asap!

04-09-2005, 02:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
TotalEclipse Join Date: Dec 24 2004 Location: Dallas Age: 31 Posts: 621 Rep Power: 4	LoL wild...I do not have the shopping gene in me, I don't think. I really don't care to shop...well, I guess I do, but only when I have enough money to buy a lot, and that rarely happens

04-09-2005, 04:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	I take the last one in the liquid form...I think it's called Vodka!

04-16-2005, 04:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
tanningbee Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Oct 7 2004 Posts: 97 Rep Power: 0	thats awesome

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