Burger King 911

Ezliving_Jim · 04-06-2005, 01:38 PM

Audio: http://shift6.com/qt3/burgerking911.wma

Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you?

Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.*

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ."

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard?

Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?

Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

Woman: What am I supposed to do?

Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there.

Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and [block]?

Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.

Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No . . .

Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving.

Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.

Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger.

Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home.

Woman: Okay.

Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye.

Sherin · 04-06-2005, 07:39 PM

OTM DALLAS · 04-06-2005, 07:44 PM

I like the tiny bit of bull poopoo, were do I get that?

JohnnyComeLately · 04-07-2005, 02:18 AM

Hey, that's just a few minutes north of me. Anyone heard the audio of the ladies who beat up the guy that runs into them?

Funniest thing I've heard in a long time:
Take a listen as 4 old ladies big the crap out of a rude guy
http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_rope/files/voice_mail.mp3
If the play by play doesn't have you laughing, the guy laughing will

BooBop · 04-07-2005, 09:55 AM

engfant · 04-07-2005, 10:03 AM

Oh MAN! I'm glad no one was here for that! I'm DYING over here listening to that guy. That is the best phone call ever. I look like a mental patient cause my eyes are all red and watery and my body is ROASTED from hot tingle action.

Awesome

Ezliving_Jim · 04-07-2005, 10:48 AM

That's another really funny clip!

04-07-2005, 09:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
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04-06-2005, 01:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ezliving_Jim I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 12 2002 Location: Virtual Reality Posts: 2,421 Rep Power: 10	Audio: http://shift6.com/qt3/burgerking911.wma Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you? Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.* Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at. Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now. Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ." Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente. Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard? Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you? Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . . Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger. Woman: What am I supposed to do? Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there. Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and [block]? Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you. Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . . Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it. Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me. Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger? Woman: No . . . Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do. Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving. Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home. Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger. Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home. Woman: Okay. Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye.

04-06-2005, 07:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
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04-06-2005, 07:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
OTM DALLAS Join Date: Jan 13 2004 Posts: 171 Rep Power: 5	I like the tiny bit of bull poopoo, were do I get that?

04-07-2005, 02:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
JohnnyComeLately Join Date: Oct 2 2004 Location: San Diego Age: 38 Posts: 905 Rep Power: 5	Hey, that's just a few minutes north of me. Anyone heard the audio of the ladies who beat up the guy that runs into them? Funniest thing I've heard in a long time: Take a listen as 4 old ladies big the crap out of a rude guy http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_rope/files/voice_mail.mp3 If the play by play doesn't have you laughing, the guy laughing will

04-07-2005, 10:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,441 Rep Power: 13	Oh MAN! I'm glad no one was here for that! I'm DYING over here listening to that guy. That is the best phone call ever. I look like a mental patient cause my eyes are all red and watery and my body is ROASTED from hot tingle action. Awesome

04-07-2005, 10:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ezliving_Jim I love Derf!! Join Date: Mar 12 2002 Location: Virtual Reality Posts: 2,421 Rep Power: 10	That's another really funny clip!

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