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Old 03-29-2005, 04:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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I'm thinking of adding a setting to my shower. HOT COLD TAN.
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Old 03-29-2005, 04:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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We also have a home version we can install for you!! Call for details!! Call Now!!
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Hey, I am interested I heard that cost per tan is less that 2 cents on soultion. Soultion is called "rustywater" and it stains like the dikens. I saw one and the salesman asured me blue "Porta Pottie" look is in this year...again. I understand the solution also has no negitive effects since it does not contain DHA.
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DHA?? Never heard of it. Our booth is state of the art! Art, being defined by the beholder.

Our recommended solution is manufactured by engfant sunless inc.. Very reputable and proven. Call now!! Now!! Now!! Now!! But wait, with every purchase, receive a free HP UV tanning unit, a $32,000 value!! How?? How, you ask?? Don't ask, justs buy, buy, buy!! Operators are waiting to here from you........ Call withing the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE rubber Oven mitt, great for use on either hand!! (please keep away from direct heat)
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"Call withing the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE rubber Oven mitt, great for use on either hand!! (please keep away from direct heat) "

SOLD OUT OF THE MITTS!!!! SORRY.
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DHA?? Never heard of it. Our booth is state of the art! Art, being defined by the beholder.

Our recommended solution is manufactured by engfant sunless inc.. Very reputable and proven. Call now!! Now!! Now!! Now!! But wait, with every purchase, receive a free HP UV tanning unit, a $32,000 value!! How?? How, you ask?? Don't ask, justs buy, buy, buy!! Operators are waiting to here from you........ Call withing the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE rubber Oven mitt, great for use on either hand!! (please keep away from direct heat)

Wow! Hewlett Packard makes an Oven mitt?
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I only open on weekends. And they are FREE.
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