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03-29-2005, 04:17 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61
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Rep Power: 107 | Buy now, there are the hottest thing on the Sunless market. Only $29,999 self installed and self-shipped. No plumbing, no annoying exhaust plumbing to make, completely self-contained. Plugs into a regular household outlet (120v) or 43 car batteries. Fits in the smallest of spaces, only 5 x 5 foot required, with dressing room (extra). Comes with 36 fine mist nozzles (nozzles extra). Buy now and reach a never before seen market. Up to $35 per session can be realized (until next year when you'll be flippin' lucky to get a fiver). Call 1.887.555.POOP for your free marketing CD. (shipping and handling fees apply) (shipping and handling processing fees apply) (shipping and handling processing fee surcharges apply) _________________ Beach Girl is a Qtee!! [ This Message was edited by: Neon Beach on 2005-03-29 16:19 ] [ This Message was edited by: Neon Beach on 2005-03-29 16:22 ][ This Message was edited by: Neon Beach on 2005-03-29 16:47 ] |
03-29-2005, 05:33 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Join Date: Nov 3 2002
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Rep Power: 22 | Hey, I am interested I heard that cost per tan is less that 2 cents on soultion. Soultion is called "rustywater" and it stains like the dikens. I saw one and the salesman asured me blue "Porta Pottie" look is in this year...again. I understand the solution also has no negitive effects since it does not contain DHA. |
03-29-2005, 05:44 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61
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Rep Power: 107 | DHA?? Never heard of it. Our booth is state of the art! Art, being defined by the beholder. Our recommended solution is manufactured by engfant sunless inc.. Very reputable and proven. Call now!! Now!! Now!! Now!! But wait, with every purchase, receive a free HP UV tanning unit, a $32,000 value!! How?? How, you ask?? Don't ask, justs buy, buy, buy!! Operators are waiting to here from you........ Call withing the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE rubber Oven mitt, great for use on either hand!! (please keep away from direct heat) |
03-30-2005, 02:43 PM | #7 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound
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Rep Power: 24 | Quote: On 2005-03-29 17:44:00, Neon Beach wrote: DHA?? Never heard of it. Our booth is state of the art! Art, being defined by the beholder. Our recommended solution is manufactured by engfant sunless inc.. Very reputable and proven. Call now!! Now!! Now!! Now!! But wait, with every purchase, receive a free HP UV tanning unit, a $32,000 value!! How?? How, you ask?? Don't ask, justs buy, buy, buy!! Operators are waiting to here from you........ Call withing the next 10 minutes and receive a FREE rubber Oven mitt, great for use on either hand!! (please keep away from direct heat) Wow! Hewlett Packard makes an Oven mitt? |
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