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02-05-2005, 12:57 AM
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| I Love Derf! Who Doesn't?   Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4
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Rep Power: 28   | TOP 50 QUESTIONS A POTENTIAL ALCOHOLIC MUST ASK HIM OR HERSELF: 1) Do you ever refer to 6 Am. as "tonight"? 2) Are you exceptionally particular about what kind of glass your drinks are poured into? 3) Do you often find yourself looking at photographic evidence of an evening you don't remember? 4) Do you have trouble finding your underwear in the morning? 5) Are you ever too hungover to bother bathing? 6) Do you lose track of how many drinks you have in a night? Do you care? 7) Is a large pepperoni pizza or a fast food cheeseburger at 2:30 in the morning your usual idea of "dinner"? Do you ever wake up fully dressed...a. on the bathroom floor? b. halfway into the fridge? c. on someone else's couch? 9) Do you find yourself saying, "a shot for me and all of my friends!," more than twice a night? 10) Do you find yourself asking what day of the week it is? 11) Is the phrase, "the hair of the dog..." a. your mantra? b. a multiple choice question? c. breakfast? d. a weekday routine? 12) Do you find bruises or wounds who's origins are entirely unknown? 13) Have you ever said more than twice a week, "I've never been so drunk in my life!"? 14) Do you immediately resume drinking after puking? 15) Have you ever sat on the same barstool for 14 hours straight? 16) Have you ever had food delivered to a bar? 17) Do bartenders at the bar know your name and drink of choice? 18) Is a $33 parking ticket an outrage, but $100 at the bar perfectly acceptable? 19) Does the person on the adjacent barstool become your best friend?Do you know his/her name? 20) Do you order more than one drink for yourself at last call? 21) Do you hear the words, "last call," more than three times a week?Do they make you cringe? 22) Do you sprint to the liquor store at last call? 23) Have you ever gone home with the bartender???????????????? 24) Does the bartender call you at home/work and ask you where the **** youare? 25) Do your friends/family call you at the bar? 26) Have you ever left any personal belongings at a bar?Did the bartender know they were yours? 27) Do you lie to your doctor about how much you really drink? 28) Have you ever left ALL of your money on the bar? 29) Do you know where to drink at 6 a.m. on a> Wednesday morning? 30) Do you ever stop in a bar for a drink on your way to and/or from the gym? 31) Do you borrow money to drink? 32) Have you ever introduced yourself to someone at a bar who responded,"...Oh, I've heard about you.."? 33) Can you sing along to every song at the club? 34) Did you meet your last three dates/sexual encounters in a bar? 35) Are you considered a regular at any given bar? 36) Do you have to explain yourself to the bartender when you don't show 37) Do you buss tables at the bar in a vain effort to earn your keep? 38) Do you sit or stand in the same place every time you go the same bar?Does it feel unnatural to sit elsewhere? 39) Have you ever fallen off a barstool? 40) Do you know who's bartending on any given night of the week at your regular bar? 41) If you have no money, does the bartender still give you drinks due to your regular patronage? 42) Are most of your personal affects stained with liquor? 43) Have you ever felt like you were trapped in a really bad episode of"Cheers"? 44) Do you own any articles of clothing from a bar's lost and found? 45) Do people buy you booze for your birthday or for Christmas? 46) If you only have time or inclination for one, do you have two or three or more? 47) Is your morning coffee Irish? 48) Is your idea of exercise the 16 oz. curl? 49) Can you claim your bartender as a dependent on your taxes? 50) Do you find the fact that you have drinking problem humorous? Happy Friday!! Cheers! |
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02-05-2005, 01:19 AM
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| I Love Derf! Who Doesn't? Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Location: Suite B4
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Rep Power: 28 | Since I'm nocturnally f'ed up I'll moonlight for ya sista... The Cosmo is a modern classic that won a world wide appreciation after the tv series Sex In The City. 2 parts (lemon infused) vodka 1 part Cointreau 2-3 parts cranberry juice (squeezed lemon or lime) Stir or shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a slice of lemon. The debate on whether to stir or shake a Cosmo is on. The stirrers claim that stirring produces a clearer drink while the shakers claim that all fruit juice martinis should be shook. Another controversy is whether to use lemon or lime flavoured vodka in a Cosmopolitan. As whether to add or not to add squeezed lemon or lime. Some claim it will be too sour, others like it like that. Some even like their Cosmo mixed with Absolut Kurant. However. I have tried all variations. And I like them all. Try your own blend of a Cosmo, and remember that drink mixing will never be an exact science. __DOWN WITH THE HUMOR GESTAPO!_______________ [ This Message was edited by: missmojorising on 2005-02-05 01:20 ][ This Message was edited by: missmojorising on 2005-02-05 01:20 ] |
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