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Old 02-03-2005, 12:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How come when you mix water and flour together
you get glue?..

and then you add eggs

and sugar...

and you get cake?

Where did the glue go????

That's what makes the cake
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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You're starting to repeat you old jokes.
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Some jokes just refuse to die.

"An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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Old 02-03-2005, 12:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You're starting to repeat you old jokes.

At least I don't steal your jokes and post them on other forums!
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Oh yeah, you pump crude oil out of the ground and it's fuel. Seperate the gunk from it so the petro burns cleaner and you have SKIN CARE LEFT OVER???
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