who makes the best patients? - tanTALK

Sherin · 01-23-2005, 12:35 PM

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

tigers1962 · 01-27-2005, 01:31 PM

Cute Sherin:0

HotOne05 · 01-27-2005, 01:39 PM

Nice one..i like it!

MATT A · 01-27-2005, 01:53 PM

I feel left out I thought I was a PERFECT PATIENT. That's what the nurses say. Well not the last one she refuses to speak to me ha ha ha.

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01-23-2005, 12:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up,everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

01-27-2005, 01:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
tigers1962 Join Date: Jan 7 2004 Posts: 228 Rep Power: 21	Cute Sherin:0

01-27-2005, 01:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
HotOne05 Join Date: Dec 20 2004 Posts: 18 Rep Power: 0	Nice one..i like it!

01-27-2005, 01:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
MATT A I'm Banned Join Date: Sep 6 2004 Posts: 13,921 Rep Power: 0	I feel left out I thought I was a PERFECT PATIENT. That's what the nurses say. Well not the last one she refuses to speak to me ha ha ha.

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