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01-23-2005, 12:30 PM | #1 (permalink) |
I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound
Posts: 2,870
Rep Power: 24 | GREAT FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there? |
01-28-2005, 08:44 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Join Date: Dec 24 2004 Location: Dallas Age: 47
Posts: 370
Rep Power: 20 | Those are all funny, but I never remember anything close to those comebacks when I actually hear a line...that's what sucks. Or someone will give me a cheesy line and I won't think of a good comeback until later!!! |
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