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Sherin · 01-23-2005, 01:30 PM

GREAT FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

caribbeansun01 · 01-23-2005, 01:50 PM

LOL, I"m gonna try some of those on the creepy old men who come into the salon.

COCONUT · 01-23-2005, 01:54 PM

those are good.LOL!!

Neon Beach · 01-23-2005, 02:07 PM

Sherin · 01-23-2005, 03:35 PM

I wonder how many of these Ramcat has used?

LM600 · 01-25-2005, 01:17 PM

Errrrmmm, they sound familiar.........

TotalEclipse · 01-28-2005, 09:44 PM

Those are all funny, but I never remember anything close to those comebacks when I actually hear a line...that's what sucks. Or someone will give me a cheesy line and I won't think of a good comeback until later!!!

Sherin · 01-28-2005, 09:47 PM

You'll remember the first one! LOL!

banana1614 · 01-28-2005, 10:15 PM

Hilarious.

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01-23-2005, 01:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	GREAT FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

01-23-2005, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
caribbeansun01 I love Derf!! Join Date: Dec 2 2004 Location: Depew, NY Posts: 1,679 Rep Power: 9	LOL, I"m gonna try some of those on the creepy old men who come into the salon.

01-23-2005, 01:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
COCONUT ~THE ORIGINAL COCO~ Join Date: Sep 2 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 6,224 Rep Power: 18	those are good.LOL!!

01-23-2005, 02:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0

01-23-2005, 03:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	I wonder how many of these Ramcat has used?

01-25-2005, 01:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
LM600 Join Date: Dec 20 2004 Posts: 9 Rep Power: 0	Errrrmmm, they sound familiar.........

01-28-2005, 09:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
TotalEclipse Join Date: Dec 24 2004 Location: Dallas Age: 31 Posts: 621 Rep Power: 4	Those are all funny, but I never remember anything close to those comebacks when I actually hear a line...that's what sucks. Or someone will give me a cheesy line and I won't think of a good comeback until later!!!

01-28-2005, 09:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	You'll remember the first one! LOL!

01-28-2005, 10:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
banana1614 Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 394 Rep Power: 5	Hilarious.

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