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Old 01-23-2005, 12:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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GREAT FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
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Old 01-23-2005, 12:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, I"m gonna try some of those on the creepy old men who come into the salon.
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Old 01-23-2005, 12:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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those are good.LOL!!
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Old 01-23-2005, 02:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I wonder how many of these Ramcat has used?
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Errrrmmm, they sound familiar.........
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Those are all funny, but I never remember anything close to those comebacks when I actually hear a line...that's what sucks. Or someone will give me a cheesy line and I won't think of a good comeback until later!!!
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Old 01-28-2005, 08:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You'll remember the first one! LOL!
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Hilarious.
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