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Old 01-21-2005, 03:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined
with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be
very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost
us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest
house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out
for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this
is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle
lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people
that broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a
thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three
wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for the
rest of my life." "No problem-it's the least I could do. And you, what do you
want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done." the genie replied.

"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a
woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and
all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife
upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How
old is your husband, anyway?"

"35." she replied.

"And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing."


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lol, that is a good one.
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A different version than the one I heard, but still cute!
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