Mergers & Acquisitions Time!!!

Sherin · 01-19-2005, 06:16 PM

Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner, Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:

MMMGood

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

Poupon Pants

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

KnottNOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

***** ***** Bang Bang

engfant · 01-19-2005, 06:17 PM

good stuff

SwedaGuy · 01-19-2005, 06:22 PM

OK...that's got to be OOOOLLLLDDDD--raise your hand if you remember when fairchild (or honeywell for that matter) still made computers...

TotalEclipse · 01-20-2005, 11:34 AM

Very funny...thanks for the laugh!

Neon Beach · 01-20-2005, 11:38 AM

ramcat · 01-20-2005, 11:46 AM

My age is showing again. I remember them.

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01-19-2005, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	Get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in the near future: Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace 2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: KnottNOW! 9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: *** *** Bang Bang

01-19-2005, 06:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,441 Rep Power: 13	good stuff

01-19-2005, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
SwedaGuy Waiting Confirmation Join Date: Sep 3 2004 Posts: 777 Rep Power: 0	OK...that's got to be OOOOLLLLDDDD--raise your hand if you remember when fairchild (or honeywell for that matter) still made computers...

01-20-2005, 11:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
TotalEclipse Join Date: Dec 24 2004 Location: Dallas Age: 31 Posts: 621 Rep Power: 4	Very funny...thanks for the laugh!

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Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0

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ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,224 Rep Power: 7	My age is showing again. I remember them.

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