Redneck wine now at Walmart - tanTALK

Sherin · 01-10-2005, 10:13 AM

It has been reported that Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said, "The right name is important."

So, here we go: The top 10 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. Big Red Gulp
8. NASCARbernet
7. Chef Boyardeaux
6. Peanut Noir
5. Chateau des Moines
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
3. World Championship Riesling
2. Sams Shiraz

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ..

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

ramcat · 01-10-2005, 10:15 AM

And I used to think that Boon's Farm was the tops.

Brandy1 · 01-10-2005, 10:25 AM

Does it come with plastic cups or just a brown bag?

ramcat · 01-10-2005, 10:35 AM

Brown bag, naturally. Who ever heard of drinking Boon's Farm from a cup?

Sherin · 01-10-2005, 10:38 AM

I used to be a sargent in the Boone's Farm Apple Corps...Always straight out of the bottle.

ramcat · 01-10-2005, 10:40 AM

I barely made Corporal before I quit then joined the Bacardi Brigade.

engfant · 01-10-2005, 11:04 AM

Mums?

ramcat · 01-10-2005, 11:35 AM

Mums?

Brandy1 · 01-10-2005, 11:36 AM

Mums?

Sherin · 01-10-2005, 12:56 PM

The Word?

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01-10-2005, 10:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	It has been reported that Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said, "The right name is important." So, here we go: The top 10 suggested names for Walmart Wine: 10. Chateau Traileur Parc 9. Big Red Gulp 8. NASCARbernet 7. Chef Boyardeaux 6. Peanut Noir 5. Chateau des Moines 4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 3. World Championship Riesling 2. Sams Shiraz And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine .. 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

01-10-2005, 10:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,262 Rep Power: 21	And I used to think that Boon's Farm was the tops.

01-10-2005, 10:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Does it come with plastic cups or just a brown bag?

01-10-2005, 10:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,262 Rep Power: 21	Brown bag, naturally. Who ever heard of drinking Boon's Farm from a cup?

01-10-2005, 10:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	I used to be a sargent in the Boone's Farm Apple Corps...Always straight out of the bottle.

01-10-2005, 10:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,262 Rep Power: 21	I barely made Corporal before I quit then joined the Bacardi Brigade.

01-10-2005, 11:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
engfant Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,301 Rep Power: 29	Mums?

01-10-2005, 11:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,262 Rep Power: 21	Mums?

01-10-2005, 11:36 AM	#9 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Mums?

01-10-2005, 12:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 2,870 Rep Power: 24	The Word?

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