Shoulda bought a hat

Sherin · 01-07-2005, 03:01 PM

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray has
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale
one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.

He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything
different about me?"

Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room, completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday , it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow. "

Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE??
IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS !!!!!"

Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

sherlynn01 · 01-08-2005, 10:22 PM

That is funny!

Brandy1 · 01-08-2005, 11:46 PM

that was great... hits home... lol... kidding.... (or am I?)

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01-07-2005, 03:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sherin I love Derf!! Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,765 Rep Power: 10	An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room, completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday , it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. " Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS !!!!!" Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

01-08-2005, 10:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
sherlynn01 Join Date: Nov 9 2004 Posts: 76 Rep Power: 0	That is funny!

01-08-2005, 11:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 8,018 Rep Power: 36	that was great... hits home... lol... kidding.... (or am I?)

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