Why we put an Angel on top of the Tree......

Neon Beach · 12-10-2004, 11:07 PM

Little Known Christmas Fact
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

phlash58 · 12-11-2004, 10:23 AM

I have tears running down my face on that one! Sad...really sad

Neon Beach · 12-11-2004, 10:37 AM

Sad?

engfant · 12-11-2004, 11:01 AM

So the reindeer just orgy all year till christmas? And Santa is a cussing old ******* with a tramp for an in-law

Neon Beach · 12-11-2004, 11:08 AM

My reminder of a past life.

sherlynn01 · 12-13-2004, 09:55 AM

omg,What's next?

ramcat · 12-13-2004, 10:04 AM

Ramcat's House

Neon Beach · 12-16-2006, 06:55 PM

sundude · 12-16-2006, 10:07 PM

sundude · 12-17-2006, 08:36 AM

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12-10-2004, 11:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Little Known Christmas Fact Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?" And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

12-11-2004, 10:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
phlash58 Join Date: Feb 22 2004 Posts: 76 Rep Power: 0	I have tears running down my face on that one! Sad...really sad

12-11-2004, 10:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Sad?

12-11-2004, 11:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
engfant FREE ENGFANTUCATION Join Date: May 20 2003 Posts: 9,441 Rep Power: 13	So the reindeer just orgy all year till christmas? And Santa is a cussing old ******* with a tramp for an in-law

12-11-2004, 11:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	My reminder of a past life.

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