'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
everyone felt poopooty, even the mouse!

Dad at the whore house, Mom smoking grass,
and I just settled down for a nice piece of a@@.

Then out on the lawn there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of ****,
I knew right away that fat f%%ker fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber +ick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with one **** of a fart,
that son-of-a-****** blew my chimney apart.

He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight,
"**** on you all and have one **** of a night."

that about sums it up

Bah Humbug???

christmas spirit?

Well, well, well, lokk who's here?

helping you get in the mood!!!

The mood, or thee mood? ~winky winky~

Holy crap, Neon, that is hilarious!

let me re- phrase that.. the christmas spirit!!..lets not talk about our personal life.

Okay. Cancel the ~winky winky~. On here anyway.