TINYe

Who was the first person to say, "see that chicken over there? I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."

Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?

And why do the alphabet song and Twinkle, Little star have the same tune?

Stop singing and give some answers...

ramcat

1)..The Roto Rooter Man

2)..Who can tell what is that frozen package till it is thawed anyway?

3).. Simple things for simple children....simple...

Twinkle.Twinkle little star.........H,I,J, K, LMNOP..........

TINYe

ok.
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares. Then why is there a song about him?

Why do people point at their wrist when they need the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

And if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests??

hockey92

Who let the dogs out???? (and why)

Why when people pass gas, they start to look around a room, like ..."what"

If its raining men, then why are there so many single women?

TINYe

Why does your OBGYN leave the room when you get undressed? He/She is gonna see ya?

Why does Goofy starn erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

And speaking of dogs.....

Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face- but love to stick their heads out of the car window?

ramcat

We don't care about Jimmy either and had to tell the world.

Pointing at your crotch is crude. It is only used to talk to the oposite sex in clubs.

Why do you want to talk about testicals?

The dogs were let out by the cat owners. Why? Who cares?

Nobody could slell that bad. Who me?

It doesn't rain men, it rains cats and dogs...silly girl..

They leave the room so you won't see them laughing.

Pluto is a dog and goofy is not right.

Dogs do not like to smell your bad breath.

Any more?

TINYe

i can come up with more......but Goofy is a dog.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once help it come faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Who was the 1st person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Can a Hearse carring a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Ok Ram....go

All About Fun

too much thinking for me here....

ramcat

Goofy is a dog, but he is just not right.....You heard that Micky and Minney got divorsed? In the court room, the judge said that no divorse could be granted because on insanity. However, Mickey stated that he wanted the divores because Minney was Fu**ing goofy.

Have you ever tried to get all ofthe letters together in that can of soup? The P's are missing.....

Don't know about the elevator, but if you keep playing around I will.

Glue needs air to harden. Blow on this and I'll show you....

You're aksing a man about squeezing *****....Please

The carpool lane is for multiple passenger vehicles. The correct answer is "YES".

This is the silliest question. Those who think they are moral are morons. Especially men. (We're pigs).

More?

Sherin

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On 2004-12-08 14:02:00, ehawkins76 wrote:
i can come up with more......but Goofy is a dog.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once help it come faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Who was the 1st person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Can a Hearse carring a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Ok Ram....go

You've been reading the "George Carlin" Bible again, right?