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hockey92 · 12-08-2004, 07:19 PM

Why does everyone ask why....You explain, but still they ask why.
How does a 3 legged male dog lick his testies..... Very carefully

Neon Beach · 12-08-2004, 11:09 PM

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the drive way?

Who waxes their Turtle?

Candy floss? Who's flossing with this stuff?

sherlynn01 · 12-09-2004, 12:29 AM

To much for me.LOL

hockey92 · 12-09-2004, 11:38 AM

How do women with one breat larger than the other stay balanced.

Why do men refer to their privates in a third person, one word usually covers it...SMALL

why are some men ***... They cannot deal with pms

ramcat · 12-09-2004, 11:57 AM

Lots to answer.
You ask why because "Y" is a crooked letter.
Where we drive and park is referred to the "Y" question. The letter is still crooked.

I happen to believe that if you wax your turtle, it will stay dry for 3 months.

If you have never flossed with candy, you are missing somethng. She can floss with the best of them.

All women have one breast larger thatn the other. The are all unbalanced too.

Men are born with 2 brains. The "small" one usually rules. We talk to it because it has all the answers. The anawer is usually "F**k it".

Most men are happy. *** men are just happier without women.

hockey92 · 12-09-2004, 12:05 PM

Ok guys... I think we are gonna have to make it a little tougher on Ram here... He is pretty quick on these so far... Wait til EH gets here, she'll stump ya.

hockey92 · 12-09-2004, 12:08 PM

Why are zebras the only horse with stripes.... Are they a minority?

Why do bears sh*t in the woods, do they have a shy complex?

ramcat · 12-09-2004, 12:15 PM

You're trying to answer them before I can....
Zebras are the only horses with stripes because no one else wanted them...The other horses thought that stripes looked too much like pj's.

Bears sh*t in the woods because you won't let them into your house to use the toilet.

hockey92 · 12-09-2004, 02:59 PM

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign.

what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Is there another word for synonym?

ramcat · 12-09-2004, 03:09 PM

There is a sign in the woods that reads "Beware of Humans, Cross Here".

You leave them alone. Obiously they are in love.

What other word would you like? Synonymus?

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12-08-2004, 07:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
hockey92 Looking at my Ta-Tas ..eh Join Date: Aug 31 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,161 Rep Power: 11	Why does everyone ask why....You explain, but still they ask why. How does a 3 legged male dog lick his testies..... Very carefully

12-08-2004, 11:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
Neon Beach I'm Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 45 Posts: 52,065 Rep Power: 0	Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the drive way? Who waxes their Turtle? Candy floss? Who's flossing with this stuff?

12-09-2004, 12:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
sherlynn01 Join Date: Nov 9 2004 Posts: 76 Rep Power: 0	To much for me.LOL

12-09-2004, 11:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
hockey92 Looking at my Ta-Tas ..eh Join Date: Aug 31 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,161 Rep Power: 11	How do women with one breat larger than the other stay balanced. Why do men refer to their privates in a third person, one word usually covers it...SMALL why are some men ***... They cannot deal with pms

12-09-2004, 11:57 AM	#15 (permalink)
ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,224 Rep Power: 7	Lots to answer. You ask why because "Y" is a crooked letter. Where we drive and park is referred to the "Y" question. The letter is still crooked. I happen to believe that if you wax your turtle, it will stay dry for 3 months. If you have never flossed with candy, you are missing somethng. She can floss with the best of them. All women have one breast larger thatn the other. The are all unbalanced too. Men are born with 2 brains. The "small" one usually rules. We talk to it because it has all the answers. The anawer is usually "Fk it". Most men are happy. * men are just happier without women.

12-09-2004, 12:05 PM	#16 (permalink)
hockey92 Looking at my Ta-Tas ..eh Join Date: Aug 31 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,161 Rep Power: 11	Ok guys... I think we are gonna have to make it a little tougher on Ram here... He is pretty quick on these so far... Wait til EH gets here, she'll stump ya.

12-09-2004, 12:08 PM	#17 (permalink)
hockey92 Looking at my Ta-Tas ..eh Join Date: Aug 31 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,161 Rep Power: 11	Why are zebras the only horse with stripes.... Are they a minority? Why do bears sh*t in the woods, do they have a shy complex?

12-09-2004, 12:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,224 Rep Power: 7	You're trying to answer them before I can.... Zebras are the only horses with stripes because no one else wanted them...The other horses thought that stripes looked too much like pj's. Bears sh*t in the woods because you won't let them into your house to use the toilet.

12-09-2004, 02:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
hockey92 Looking at my Ta-Tas ..eh Join Date: Aug 31 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,161 Rep Power: 11	Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign. what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Is there another word for synonym?

12-09-2004, 03:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
ramcat Join Date: Oct 26 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,224 Rep Power: 7	There is a sign in the woods that reads "Beware of Humans, Cross Here". You leave them alone. Obiously they are in love. What other word would you like? Synonymus?

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