Is this allowed? - tanTALK

clubshea · 11-30-2004, 02:09 PM

Will I get in trouble if I post a really funny e-mail i got that mentions the word "weener" several times? I don't want to upset the TanTalk gods.

All About Fun · 11-30-2004, 02:11 PM

OMG...I'm laughing already...

perfecttan01 · 11-30-2004, 02:11 PM

shame on u.

Brandy1 · 11-30-2004, 02:14 PM

You already said weener, what difference does it make?

perfecttan01 · 11-30-2004, 02:15 PM

As long as it is oscar mayer.

clubshea · 11-30-2004, 02:17 PM

Ok, I have to do it. Here it is:

How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind
this, there is something so very wrong with you.

All About Fun · 11-30-2004, 02:18 PM

lol..now perfecttan that was funny...and to think sqewk isn't even here to defend himself....

Brandy1 · 11-30-2004, 02:20 PM

Crackin' up.

perfecttan01 · 11-30-2004, 02:21 PM

sounds jest like him.

Neon Beach · 11-30-2004, 02:27 PM

Hysterical!

The they way women take a shower, lol.

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11-30-2004, 02:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
clubshea Join Date: Apr 6 2004 Posts: 78 Rep Power: 0	Will I get in trouble if I post a really funny e-mail i got that mentions the word "weener" several times? I don't want to upset the TanTalk gods.

11-30-2004, 02:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
All About Fun Join Date: Sep 27 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 250 Rep Power: 20	OMG...I'm laughing already...

11-30-2004, 02:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 491 Rep Power: 22	shame on u.

11-30-2004, 02:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	You already said weener, what difference does it make?

11-30-2004, 02:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 491 Rep Power: 22	As long as it is oscar mayer.

11-30-2004, 02:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
clubshea Join Date: Apr 6 2004 Posts: 78 Rep Power: 0	Ok, I have to do it. Here it is: How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.

11-30-2004, 02:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
All About Fun Join Date: Sep 27 2004 Location: North Carolina Posts: 250 Rep Power: 20	lol..now perfecttan that was funny...and to think sqewk isn't even here to defend himself....

11-30-2004, 02:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brandy1 I love Derf!! Join Date: Nov 17 2004 Posts: 3,981 Rep Power: 51	Crackin' up.

11-30-2004, 02:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
perfecttan01 Join Date: Aug 31 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 491 Rep Power: 22	sounds jest like him.

11-30-2004, 02:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Neon Beach Join Date: Nov 30 2000 Location: Ontario Age: 61 Posts: 38,594 Rep Power: 107	Hysterical! The they way women take a shower, lol.

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